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[Helgoland]

You still have 20 more years to go until you can become Bundespräsident of Germany, if that's any consolation

[FearfulJesuit]

What the fuck, I'm almost two years older than FearfulJesuit? I assumed you were like thirty. Happy birthday!

Yeah, I joined when I was fifteen...if you dig up my oldest posts (nobody do this, please) it shows.

I'm kind of pleased people were under the illusion that I'm in my late 20s, though.

[EDIT: Dear god. How do I delete vast swaths of posts from high school?]

[penguinofhonor]

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[Spehss _]

As I'm no longer a teenager, I expect I'll never do anything stupid or irresponsible again.

I laughed.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh dear goody gumdrops is it time to reminisce again? This is... The third time, from my memory.
Oh yes, and I have my fair share of cringe, though I can happily say this place has helped me improve for the better.

[nomoetoe]

I joined around two years ago, so when I was thirteen.
Old me was really a worse person.

Every time I remember that, I cringe hard enough to cause me physical pain.

Oh yes, I know how this is, except cringing doesn't quite suffice.

[Greiger]

Don't worry guys I joined when I was 24, and I still made quite a few cringeworthy posts back then.   We will never escape our cringeworthy past selves, even when we are 90.

Oh did I say don't worry?   I meant worry.  A lot.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

If you find out, tell me too. I was 13 when I joined and, whenever I look back at my posts, i cri everitiem
In other news, nerdoffs with friends are a lot of fun.

[Flying Dice]

It doesn't matter how old you get, you'll always look back on things said by past-you and cringe. Unless you're emotionless and unchanging, I suppose.

[Yoink]

My early posts here aren't too bad. Maybe a bit overexciteable, but they're nothing compared to my earlier internet incarnations. Yeugh.

[Helgoland]

We will never escape our cringeworthy past selves, even when we are 90.

Cringeworthy past selves? I cringe at posts I made a few days ago!

[Il Palazzo]

We will never escape our cringeworthy past selves, even when we are 90.

Cringeworthy past selves? I cringe at posts I made a few days ago!

Your present is morbidly obese if it occuppies that much time. Mine is so anorectic I sometimes can't even see it squashed between the past and the future.

[Bauglir]

My greatest regret is that posts in locked threads cannot be deleted, and there's an unsurprising correlation between such threads and "stupid shit I said".

(on the other hand cell in this world was killed by a giant sparrow)

I fail to see how this is a problem.

[Baffler]

I'm nearly emotionless and I still cringe hard at my old posts. And I've only been here a bit shy of two years.

[ggamer]

I'm twenty now! As I'm no longer a teenager, I expect I'll never do anything stupid or irresponsible again.

Also, I've suddenly hit the age when birthdays no longer really mean anything, since I'll turn 21 in Russia, so I effectively hit the drinking age in late August of this year. Yayyyy.

Happy birthday footjob, may there be many cake.jpegs in your future