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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16319936 times)

Rolan7

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I didn't sleep long yet I had a really long dream.  Probably because I woke up before I could forget it?  I don't remember it now, ironically, just that it involved engineering and was really satisfying.

I can find french nationalist pictures on illuminati sites, but that doesn't mean that the french government is run by the illuminati. :P
That's what we want you to think! :P

I'm no fan of the PUA scene, but that's the Hitler Ate Sugar fallacy.
He did WHAT??  But he never ate rice, right?  I have to get my carbs somehow...
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GiglameshDespair

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Remember, Hitler also disliked the smoking of tobacco, so better get to giving those kids cigars or you're a nazi!
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Haha its funny because its a serious thing and you aren't taking it seriously.
Technically for something to be funny it has to be at least a little bad:
Humor happens when you manage to land in the area where bad things are possible, but not (from that person's point of view, in their exact mind frame, at the particular moment that they are told the joke) probable. I mean personally? I can find just about anything, no matter how bad, funny with a little bit of work and timing. Even things that directly affect me I can usually take in a black humor sort of way, and I'd be hard presses to think of things that I couldn't think of a scenario in which they would be funny.

That shart is stupidly simplistic. Humor does not work like that.

Personally I prefer cartoonist Scott Adams' theory of the Six Elements of Humor:

-Meanness
-Naughtiness
-Cuteness
-Bizarreness
-Recognizability
-Cleverness

Humor consists of the mixing of two or more of these elements. The more that are [resent the more like;y it will be funny and the funnier it will be.

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/07/writing-funny.html
http://philosaccounting.com/main/the-six-dimensions-of-humor-scott-adams/
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Derail happy:

I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Derail happy:

I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.
University?
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scrdest

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Derail happy:

I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.
University?
Yep, Biotech.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

GiglameshDespair

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Derail happy:

I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.
University?
Yep, Biotech.

If a company named Umbrella try to hire you, just say no.
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Derail happy:

I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.
University?
Yep, Biotech.

If a company named Umbrella try to hire you, just say no.
If you're about to be involved in anything at all resembling a Resident Evil plot, run. Run as fast as you can. Seriously.
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Derail happy:

I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_%28Discworld%29
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KingofstarrySkies

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TOO LAZY TO GO BACK AND CHECK THREAD

STAR WARS TRAILER
MARKHAMILLNNNGHHHHH
HARRISONFOOORDDDDDNNNNGHHHH
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There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...

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I have (hopefully successfully) genetically engineered a bacterium today. Brb getting a castle and a hunchbacked assistant.

What'd you change?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 10:20:37 am by penguinofhonor »
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Finally touched my guitar equipment again, after months of not playing.

Life still sucks and I still suck at guitar, but both suck slightly less now. My mood sucks slightly less too, so that's a happy.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

KingofstarrySkies

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SO
YEAH
HYPE AND SUCH
also have a nerdy polandball
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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In my opinion, this is best Polandball ever.
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