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[Tack]

Japa Every year April 01 "We're gonna do your birthday early this year! - PSYCHE".
Then one year... It happens.

[KingofstarrySkies]

You've completed your main purpose as a member of our species!
now, for culling

EDIT:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
IT'S FINALLY HABBENINGS

[Bauglir]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
IT'S FINALLY HABBENINGS

Wat. Why would you ever have a sequel to Human Revolution? I mean, given how well that game went I can't be too pessimistic, especially since they learned their lesson about outsourcing boss fights. I just don't know where you could go with Jensen as a character anymore, especially given that we know he can't actually stop the Illuminati. Still, maybe this can be a chance for a satisfying ending, especially if we're not required to conform to the history established in Deus Ex.

Cautious optimism? Yeah, I think that's what I'll go with.

More importantly, pierogi are delicious. Om nom nom!

[KingofstarrySkies]

THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN A COOL TRAILER AND DEUS EX
NOTHING
NOTHING

[Tack]

Oh right. Deux Ex, Invisible Revolution.

[Teneb]

Oh right. Deux Ex, Invisible Revolution.

Nonono, that's the in-development prequel. You're not supposed to talk about it. The one announced was Deus Ex: I Never Asked For This.

(also hype)

[KingofstarrySkies]

Oh right. Deux Ex, Invisible Revolution.

*slap*

[Boksi]

Oh hey, Japa has reproduced!

According Japa's profile, he is 28 years old. Therefore, we can deduce that Japas double in number every 28 years, and that enables us to predict the number of Japas in existence at any given time.

As you can see on this chart, by the next century there will be 16 Japas in existence!

[GiglameshDespair]

Oh right. Deux Ex, Invisible Revolution.

*slap*

Yeah, man, Its Deus Ex: Human War.

[Orange Wizard]

As you can see on this chart, by the next century there will be 16 Japas in existence!

You are fantastic at extrapolation.

[Tawa]

As you can see on this chart, by the next century there will be 16 Japas in existence!

You are fantastic at extrapolation.

Relevant.

[Tack]

Oh hey, Japa has reproduced!

As you can see on this chart, by the next century there will be 16 Japas in existence!

You silly. The data only shows us that one new Japa is made every 28 years; plus, Japas only last about a century. That sucker needs to be linear, not exponential.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Oh right. Deux Ex, Invisible Revolution.

*slap*

Yeah, man, Its Deus Ex: Human War.

I thought it was Deus War: Ex-Invisible Human: The Revolution?

[Darvi]

Oh right. Deux Ex, Invisible Revolution.

*slap*

Yeah, man, Its Deus Ex: Human War.

I thought it was Deus War: Ex-Invisible Human: The Revolution?

Is the revolution that he finally starts wearing clothes?

[Il Palazzo]

According Japa's profile, he is 28 years old. Therefore, we can deduce that Japas double in number every 28 years, and that enables us to predict the number of Japas in existence at any given time.

As you can see on this chart, by the next century there will be 16 Japas in existence!

That's absurd. First of all, the assumption that the reproductive interval is 28 years is unfounded. A more sensible one would have Japa reach reproductive age at 28, and then continue to reproduce at a steady rate of #1 offspring per year.
Once the new Japas reach the empirically tested reproductive age, they make more Japas, and so on.
The correct extrapolation looks like this:

reaching 7910 Japas by the end of the century.