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[Shook]

You know, I didn't really notice the deciliters in Shook's post at first. What really struck me was the fact that he apparently made a milkshake without ice cream. Is there even a point to doing such a thing?

I thought the same thing, but the recipe doesn't include it, and it was STILL incredibly delicious. Next time though... :U

[FearfulJesuit]

Milkshake with ice cream is kinda gross.

You seem to be speaking English, but all I hear is nonsense.

There are ways to make milkshakes that don't require ice cream? He might be saying something like that. The signal is too garbled to tell for sure.

[TD1]

NUTELLA BANANA MILKSHAKE. Nothing has any right to be so delicious, but it is. Plus, i get bonus potassium. :v

I HAVE GOT TO TRY THAT.

2 sliced bananas, 3 tbsp. Nutella, 1 tbsp. sugar, 4 dl milk and 4-5 crushed ice cubes (mostly for cooling it). Mix it up and blend the shit out of it for 1 minute. This should serve TWO people, according to our fancy Nutella recipe book, so if you're solo, you might want to halve the amounts. (unless you're extremely thirsty, of course)

Please let the resultant beverage be called the milkshook.

[Spehss _]

Milkshake with ice cream is kinda gross.

Yoink, what in the nine hells is your avatar? It appears to be a cell phone being microwaved into a shoggoth.

[Bauglir]

As I mentioned ages ago, I'm writing a paper for one of my classes. The general thrust of it is that public policy has a tendency to be both completely divorced from reality, and nightmarishly overcomplicated. As a result, edge cases, unforeseen situations, and straight up clerical errors wind up destroying actual people's lives. This, obviously, is no great cause for happies - but the abundance of sources I've found through Cracked is pretty funny, even if over half of them do turn out to be unsubstantiated local news networks or something. Still, I've found a good half-dozen or so that actually check out, and I will milk them for all they're worth.

[flabort]

Milkshake with ice cream is kinda gross.

Yoink, what in the nine hells is your avatar? It appears to be a cell phone being microwaved into a shoggoth.

I was going to ask the same thing.

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It's clearly a cellphone in a microwave, but what it turns into...? I have no clue what's going on there.

[Graknorke]

Reminds me of those shitty poundland "fireworks". It's some chemical that oxidises to an absurd degree and ends up making massive volumes of this tar-like foam stuff.

[Fniff]

Prospector is such a good game, even if it's rough.
Nowadays, your crew members actually talk while on the planet. I actually get kind of sad when they die. Goodbye, Gordon: you were a good science officer and you made a lot of funny jokes. Though honestly we were all hoping you would stop talking about your retirement plans.

[rabidgam3r]

Jammed the fuck out of my guitar. Jammed SO hard I got a blister on the side of my thumb.
One nervous tic and an uncomfortable conversation later, I've lost most of the skin on that particular side of my thumb.

[Orange Wizard]

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It's... beautiful...

[Darvi]

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It's... beautiful...

IT LIIIIIIVES

[Yoink]

Please let the resultant beverage be called the milkshook.

So much yes!

Milkshake with ice cream is kinda gross.

Earlier today I had a vanilla milkshake made with vanilla icecream and what looked to be some extra vanilla flavouring.

It tasted fucking amazing.

Go shove your anti-icecream agenda up that dog's arse (you know the one I'm on about, Yoink.)

But ice cream makes the milkshake so thick and heavy. I used to like thickshakes when I was about six. Now they're just too much.

As for the avatar, it's video footage of a successful summoning ritual involving a mobile phone and a microwave.

[TheDarkStar]

Remember kids, don't put metal in a microwave - it might explode summon beings from beyond this realm.

[scrdest]

Remember kids, don't put metal in a microwave - it might explode summon beings from beyond this realm.

IA! IA! MICROWAVE FHTAGHN!

[Darvi]

Why do you think they made Nokias so tough? They're actually prisons for demons.

Think of what might lurk inside an original Game Boy...