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[KingofstarrySkies]

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

Except me is also you, because I adore Tamales.

[Bauglir]

Y'ever had a corn tortilla? Masa is that.

[Yoink]

3) Tanned females are an abomination unto all things good

How I read that at first glance. >.>


My Happy: Fuck yeah, I got off the bus at the right stop! And that was my first time catching the bus to this place! Woo! I'm awesome!

[Arx]

Birthday was yesterday. Forgot to say.

The winnings of the day:
Ilyiad
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (Tolkien translation)
Odyssey
Divine Comedy
Unfinished Tales
Tale of Hurin
Lost Tales
Sister promised to take me out for steak
Errr few more books, can't remember their names atm.

[Jealousy Intensifies]

How the heck do your friends/family/whoever afford so many books?

[Yoink]

They prise them from the cold hands of their slain enemies, of course.
No library is safe from the Dwarfy one's raids. Hide your books, hide your steaks, hide your poetry.

[Orange Wizard]

Sister promised to take me out for steak

I haven't heard of this book before. What's it about?

[KingofstarrySkies]

...OW, I think this is a case of 'Judging the book by it's cover is okay'.

[Eric Blank]

Her twin sister was secretly a cannibal all along. Now, there is only delicious steak.

[Arx]

Or she meant 'take you out' in the sense of 'kill'.

So basically, she wants to kill you to make delicious, delicious Th4DwArfY1 steaks.

[Graknorke]

Shot a 269/300 at an archery tournament today

Hehe, 69.

[Tiruin]

Shot a 269/300 at an archery tournament today

@_@

* Tiruin gives Cryxis a congratulatory hail.

Awesome work! :')
^{Reminds me of my youth...but awesomer}

[Lord_lemonpie]

https://www.reddit.com/r/lewronggeneration/

Also, the word choice in that comic is horribly pretentious. And snooty. And all the words like that.

...

whaaat

Only one of the better subs out there.

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart

This one can also be fun.

http://reddit.com/r/me_irl
That subreddit always manages to cheer me up for some reason

[hops]

Man, and here I can't even shoot a target two metres away from me with a bow and arrow.

[Orange Wizard]

I always thought slings were cooler than bows. As in, whirl the thing around your head and send rocks careening into things. It's badass, is what that is.

[Tiruin]

Man, and here I can't even shoot a target two metres away from me with a bow and arrow.

Honestly, and any archer will tell you this--the hardest thing is DRAWING THAT ARROW CORRECTLY.

* Tiruin remembers her really pained forearm and strained biceps.

>_>

But seriously. It takes practice. :3


Happy: That one training song from Mulan played and despite me not watching but hearing it, it gave me shivers down my spine. Plus a great inspiration boost due to the memories.