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[BadLemonsXI]

I found this. And now I am happy. If you can't tell what it is just click the words in the black box's and you'll see XD.

[WillowLuman]

"A dead sibling was very happy to be re-elected mayor recently"

[pisskop]

Building Destroyer has gone beserk! :p

Its appears to be randomized dwarf fortress related words thrown into vaguely DF situations.
  Likely a collection of people's actual responses.

[BadLemonsXI]

"I curse you with Dwarf Fortress!"

Its appears to be randomized dwarf fortress related words thrown into vaguely DF situations.
  Likely a collection of people's actual responses.

Yer its like DF Cards Against Humanity.

[Rolan7]

After the fire hit the food stockpiles, there was nothing to eat but Threetoe

Urist enjoyed Dwarves lately.

The elves demanded Simply adding the word "man" to the end of a monster name.

When thirsty on a long journey through the desert, you can always survive by Drinking the blood of your enemies.

Haha... wait that last one makes sense, how disappointing.

The spiky pit was filled with A poorly-coordinated goblin siege.

The engraving depicts Actually having to go outside and The inevitable sunshine hangover.

Stop making sense you're doing it wrong

[Spehss _]

"The axe menaces with making alcohol out of just about everything."

[BadLemonsXI]

Animated body parts cried on an elderly dwarf constantly followed by a horde of pet cats lately, but only felt more depressed.

Useless migrants has forbidden the export of eating a pet to survive.

Another useless noble sails off in an arc!

I can't get my legendary carpenter to put on any armour because he insists on wearing the spouse of the night creature.

Stop making sense you're doing it wrong

Sometime it make it even funnier I think.

[Bauglir]

Evidently the mp3 of the chorus version of Kagerou Days is freely available, so I went and downloaded that. Warning: Contains violence against cartoon children.

[BadLemonsXI]

Evidently the mp3 of the chorus version of Kagerou Days is freely available, so I went and downloaded that. Warning: Contains violence against cartoon children.

;-; _{and that is all.}

[KingofstarrySkies]

Fell asleep around 8:30. It's now 1:30 AM.

Awwww yeeahhhhhhhhhh

[Orange Wizard]

Why would you want to be waking up at half past one in the morning?

[Fniff]

I went to sleep at 11 and woke up just before it hit five.
Ahhhhh yeaaaaah, if I went to school I'd be already late for the buuuuuus.

[Vector]

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[KingofstarrySkies]

Why would you want to be waking up at half past one in the morning?

Nine PM, by the way.

because sleep is for THE WEAK

Also, the video game Cargo Commander is absolutely fucking brilliant and one of the most relaxing games I've ever played while also being capable of having moments of massive stress.

[Rose]

You pretty much already are Cesar, anyway.