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[Sirus]

Yoink...
you have to wake up o_o

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Just checked on acid bucket 'o CPU parts.
Seems like it's actually working on second glance

[Yoink]

* Yoink slaps Mastah upside the head.

Nice try, Mastah!
If this were a dream I'd be surrounded by attractive females and soaked in the blood of my enemies. Or something along those lines, anyway- certainly not lying here dreading another uncomfortably warm day in this poorly-ventilated flat with the Day Star frying my poor skin like bacon should I dare set foot outside.

[Xantalos]

* Yoink slaps Mastah upside the head.

That was Sirus

[Tawa]

* Yoink slaps Mastah upside the head.

Nice try, Mastah!

Wh... what?

[Graknorke]

Watched Hot Fuzz this afternoon.
Parodying a thing while playing it straight is an impressive fucking thing to do.

[Darvi]

Parodying a thing while playing it straight is an impressive fucking thing to do.

Not really, playing something straight to its logical extreme is one of the main ways to do a parody.

[Bauglir]

Garlic alfredo, made from scratch, yesssss

[Yoink]

Damnit. Sorry Mastah. Internetting on this phone is hard. Hard as crust left in a frypan that hasn't been washed for months. :-/

* Yoink whacks Sirus upside the head instead.

There we go. You can't escape me this time.

[Sirus]

Curses! I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling posters!

[Graknorke]

Parodying a thing while playing it straight is an impressive fucking thing to do.

Not really, playing something straight to its logical extreme is one of the main ways to do a parody.

No but it's not just that, there's that kind of thing, but the first half of the film is pretty much spent breaking down police action film tropes with the straightest man, then proceeds to play them totally straight but at the same time make callbacks to when they were being broken down. Not with actual realistic consequences though.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Black Flag stop being amazing i have a life to get back to god dammit

[Yoink]

I didn't know you were into punk, KoSS! O.o

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Black flag?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whiskey is the life of man!
Whiskey! Johnny!
I drink whiskey when I can!
Whiskey! Johnny!
I drink it from an old tin can!

[AlleeCat]

Somehow, I kept myself calm remembering the killer wasp episode of Futurama, and the description of the effects of the sting from one of them.

Could I ask a link to that one? It sounds very interesting.

Here

Spoiler: Quote (click to show/hide)

 Leela: What's the mission?
 Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
 Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous.
 Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey! It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!
 Hermes: And that's if you're not allergic! You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no.
 Farnsworth: Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!
 Hermes: I didn't want to know! [cries]

That episode is actually almost as sad as Jurassic Bark.