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[Lord_lemonpie]

I just discovered that my name, Martijn (pronounced as Mart-aye-n), means "He who is dedicated to Mars", which is pretty cool .

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

You are dedicated to the god of war?

[scriver]

Driving is fun until you only ever use it to drive to work and classes and discover it's actually really tedious.

...

Also, what is an SSN, exactly? In NZ we have IRD numbers, but that's mostly just for tax and student loans. No, I can't be bothered using Google.

There is something soul destroying about doing the same drive every day. Also, the sheer cost of running/maintaining a vehicle is a fucking killer.

You guys should do what I do and sing along all splendourous and gloriously to music. It also helps me relax from the morning stress.

[Dutchling]

I just discovered that my name, Martijn (pronounced as Mart-aye-n), means "He who is dedicated to Mars", which is pretty cool .

When did you discover we share our name with a Paedophile organization...?

[Graknorke]

Fuck it, it's a better name than the MBLA.

[Orange Wizard]

Or Shitstinker. Nobody wants to be called Shitstinker.

[Putnam]

Driving is fun until you only ever use it to drive to work and classes and discover it's actually really tedious.

Driving is and will always be awful and terrifying. It's a really heavy vehicle being driven around by a sack of meat whose mind cannot even comprehend the forces involved with propelling them forward, sharing the road with hundreds of others, many of whose sacks of meat aren't even aware of the fact.

[Lord_lemonpie]

I just discovered that my name, Martijn (pronounced as Mart-aye-n), means "He who is dedicated to Mars", which is pretty cool .

When did you discover we share our name with a Paedophile organization...?

Wait, your name is Martijn too? *high fives*.
I never really cared about my name and martijn.org, but one of my friends, whose name is also Martijn, got bullied because his name was Martijn. They all called him a disgusting Pedo.
 
((for non-dutch people who don't understand the paedophilia reference))

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Better than (Schlicker?) however you spell it
Friend has that last name and says that it means 'shit licker'

[Orange Wizard]

Driving is fun until you only ever use it to drive to work and classes and discover it's actually really tedious.

Driving is and will always be awful and terrifying. It's a really heavy vehicle being driven around by a sack of meat whose mind cannot even comprehend the forces involved with propelling them forward, sharing the road with hundreds of others, many of whose sacks of meat aren't even aware of the fact.

The death rates aren't that high, how bad can it be?

[MaximumZero]

Driving is fun until you only ever use it to drive to work and classes and discover it's actually really tedious.

Driving is and will always be awful and terrifying. It's a really heavy vehicle being driven around by a sack of meat whose mind cannot even comprehend the forces involved with propelling them forward, sharing the road with hundreds of others, many of whose sacks of meat aren't even aware of the fact.

Um, many of us can comprehend those forces. Some of us even play Kerbal Space Program. :p

[AlleeCat]

Better than (Schlicker?) however you spell it
Friend has that last name and says that it means 'shit licker'

Schlicking is also fapping for people with vaginas~

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[redwallzyl]

Obama announced he wants to make the first 2 years of community college free! please pass! don't you block this Republicans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QDfEMXAgk

[AlleeCat]

don't you block this Republicans!

They will. On the sole reason that it's something Obama came up with.
Also OUR JERBS

[mastahcheese]

Driving is fun until you only ever use it to drive to work and classes and discover it's actually really tedious.

Driving is and will always be awful and terrifying. It's a really heavy vehicle being driven around by a sack of meat whose mind cannot even comprehend the forces involved with propelling them forward, sharing the road with hundreds of others, many of whose sacks of meat aren't even aware of the fact.

Um, many of us can comprehend those forces. Some of us even play Kerbal Space Program. :p

I remember when my brother was learning to drive.

Me: "Just try to not think about the fact that you're controlling a multi-ton metallic object hurtling at absurd speeds mere inches away from other multi-ton metallic objects that are hurtling at insane speeds in the opposite direction."
Brother: "I don't."