russian. Mao has really tainted China with his revolution
Shénme tā mā de nǐ gāngcái shuō tā mā de máozédōng, nǐ zhè xiǎo biǎo zi? Wǒ huì ràng nǐ zhīdào wǒ bìyèle bān lǐ de dì yī míng, zài PLAMC, wǒ yǐjīng cānyùle xǔduō mìmì xíjí duì Al- Quaeda, wǒ yǒu chāoguò 300 zhèngshí shā sǐ. Wǒ jiēshòule dà xīngxīng zhàn, wǒ zài zhěnggè zhōngguó jūnduì dǐngbù jūjī. Nǐ shì wǒ shénme dōu bùshì, dàn zhǐshì yīgè mùbiāo. Wǒ cā, nǐ tā mā de chūlái yǔ jīngquè xǐhuān qízhōng yǐqián cónglái méiyǒu jiànguò zhège dìqiú shàng, jì zhù wǒ dehuà tā mā de. Nǐ yǐwéi nǐ kěyǐ táotuō shuō gǒu shǐ wǒ zài hùliánwǎng shàng? Zài xiǎng xiǎng, bèndàn. Zài wǒmen fāyán, wǒ liánxì wǒ de mìmì chuānyuè fánghuǒqiáng de jiàndié wǎngluò hé IP bèi gēnzōng, xiànzài ràng nǐ gèng hǎo de fēngbào zuò hǎo zhǔnbèi, qū. Gāi dǎ diào nǐ dǎ diànhuà gěi nǐ de shēnghuó kělián de xiǎo dōngxī de fēngbào. Nǐ tā mā de sǐle, háizi. Wǒ kěyǐ zài rènhé dìfāng, rènhé shíhòu, wǒ kěyǐ shāle nǐ chāoguò qībǎi fāngshì, zhè zhǐshì wǒ de chìshǒu. Wǒ bùjǐn guǎngfàn de jiēshòule túshǒu gédòu, dàn wǒ yǒu jīhuì huòdé jiěfàngjūn tèzhǒng zuòzhàn bùduì de zhěnggè āsēn nà, wǒ huì yòng tā lái chōngfèn chéngdù wèi nǐ cā qù cǎn pìgu dàlù de liǎn, nǐ de xiǎo gǒu shǐ. Zhǐyào nǐ néng zhīdào shénme xié'è de bàofù nǐ de xiǎo “cōngmíng” de pínglùn shì guānyú zài nǐ dài xiàlái, yěxǔ nǐ huì rènwéi nǐ tā mā de shétou. Dàn nǐ bùnéng, nǐ méiyǒu, xiànzài nǐ fùchūle dàijià, nǐ gāisǐ de báichī. Wǒ huì lā shǐ fènnù biànbù nǐ, nǐ huì zài lǐmiàn yān sǐ. Nǐ tā mā de sǐle, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Mao, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the PLAMC, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Chinese armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the firewall and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the People's Liberation Army Special Operations Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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