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[SalmonGod]

The party truck rolled in with a digital delivery, and it was good

[AlleeCat]

Greetings from Pocatello, Idaho! Also, it seems my cousin is having his stag party tonigh and I'm going to have to go. Knowing him, there will probably be DnD.

Read that as Potato Idaho.

I'm sure it might as well be.

[WillowLuman]

This town is a bit far from potato production. The local agribusiness around here is ranching. But it's a bit of an odd place.

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

Perhaps creepy even.

[Tiruin]

Finally net connection after a couple or so days.

* Tiruin looks at inbox. Hello 11 PMs ._.

Edit: Redact that. Net is still as spotty as ever this past year. Guh. >_>

[Yoink]

This town is a bit far from potato production. The local agribusiness around here is ranching. But it's a bit of an odd place.

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

Perhaps creepy even.

Don't worry, it doesn't have to be your smile...

[Bauglir]

Don't worry, it doesn't have to be your smile...

That... seems to be disturbingly correct. The simplest solution, then, would be to paint one on. A cartoon character's smile is still a smile.

[rabidgam3r]

A town of people wearing Lecter-esque masks with cartoon grins painted on.
*shiver*

[Spehss _]

Don't worry, it doesn't have to be your smile...

That... seems to be disturbingly correct. The simplest solution, then, would be to paint one on. A cartoon character's smile is still a smile.

It doesn't say the smile can't be upside down either.

[Yoink]

Don't worry, it doesn't have to be your smile...

That... seems to be disturbingly correct. The simplest solution, then, would be to paint one on. A cartoon character's smile is still a smile.

It doesn't say the smile can't be upside down either.

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[Mephisto]

I was going to go pick up some durian ice cream today. We've hired several new employees since the last time I brought some in and some other coworkers expressed an interest in retrying it. I didn't buy any, though.

Walked through the door and immediately saw something that will be so much better.

TL;DR: Bringing my new machete to work tomorrow and force-feeding my coworkers fresh durian.

[Yoink]

I hope the prison sentence isn't too severe...

[WillowLuman]

Well, that law isn't really enforced, but it really is on the books.

[rabidgam3r]

My dad doesn't do Christmas. This is sad.
He DOES do rock 'n roll. This is good.
I got an electric guitar/amp 4 days early.
It is glorious.

* rabidgam3r jams

[Mephisto]

Well, that law isn't really enforced, but it really is on the books.

What law would that happen to be?

NVM. Looked it up.

I'm not the one who imported it and it's not actually fresh.

[WillowLuman]

This town is a bit far from potato production. The local agribusiness around here is ranching. But it's a bit of an odd place.

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

Perhaps creepy even.

In the town I was born in, which I am visiting for the holidays.