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[Arx]

Africa has enough problems, man. I mean, for fuck's sake, they have honey badgers!

Oh, that's what they cross-bred our politicians with.

[pisskop]

I went into my local library today and saw somebody blatantly playing DF on a computer.  I was so impressed I grunted and they looked at me.

MastahCheese, you frequent libraries?  Was that you suddenly in my city?

[Euld]

My game review blog got 7 hits yesterday from people who found my site through a search engine @_@  It's not much, but it does make me feel warm and fuzzy.

[LordSlowpoke]

My game review blog got 7 hits yesterday from people who found my site through a search engine @_@  It's not much, but it does make me feel warm and fuzzy.

but do you have

* LordSlowpoke wiggles eyebrows

journalistic integrity

* LordSlowpoke bursts into candy gates

[IronTomato]

I still haven't confessed my feelings to mah crush, but something else wonderful happened.

English is one of the classes I have with her, and the teacher was randomly pairing up people to work with each other. At least, it was supposedly random, but from the way she was acting I could tell she probably put us in a group together on purpose. Everyone in the class was assigned a role, and we had to write a short dialogue between our roles. We were both pretty much sitting there shifty-eyed, tapping our feet and not knowing what to do until the teacher helped get us going. It had already become the most awkward thing I had ever experienced, but lots of giggles and jokes were made after we accidentally created the greatest dialogue of all time. I could only write the cashier's lines, and she could only write the customer's lines.
Customer: I can't afford this, it's too expensive.
Cashier: There's nothing I can do, ma'am.
Customer: Give me all your money, then!
Cashier: I'm afraid I can't do that, miss.
Customer: Oh. I'm leaving, then. Bye.
It's probably the shortest and dumbest thing I've ever contributed to writing, but it's also amazing. I thought it would be terrible, but it ended up being really funny. 'Twas wonderful.

[mastahcheese]

I went into my local library today and saw somebody blatantly playing DF on a computer.  I was so impressed I grunted and they looked at me.

MastahCheese, you frequent libraries?  Was that you suddenly in my city?

I wish. I've only been using my iPod lately, so no DF for me until my laptop gets fixed.

I'm genuinely happy today. I'm not sure why. I forgot to take my antidepressants this morning and yesterday, but I feel really good right now.

[WillowLuman]

Good to hear, mastah!

Also, er, pisskop, you don't happen to live in Orange County, do you?

Oh, and this have me a chuckle:

Spoiler: image (click to show/hide)

[mastahcheese]

EVERYTHING

[pisskop]

whats a cured vehicle?  Thats doesnt sounds like an arrest-able offense

[Darvi]

Arrested for everything? So basically Tuesday for the LCS.

[EnigmaticHat]

whats a cured vehicle?  Thats doesnt sounds like an arrest-able offense

Its preserved so that it can survive into the winter.

Car companies successfully lobbied to have them outlawed in the 1960s so that they could drive up car prices at Christmas.  By Christmas, most of the year's car crop has spoiled, you see, and that drives up prices.

[Graknorke]

So much gooses! They seem to enjoy my field. Must be using it as a rest stop. :3

Have you ever read 'Danny, the Champion of the World' by Roald Dahl?
Food for thought is all.

[Arx]

I have one of my brother's band's songs stuck in my head. When your love shines it shines around, it shines aound. I stare at it and I go blind...

Also, "The primary difference between a chainsaw and a lightsaber is that hitting a running chainsaw with another running chainsaw isn't a good way of blocking it." This naturally lead into "Texas Lightsaber Massacre" as a gore film.

[WillowLuman]

Spoiler: Here's how to block a chainsaw (click to show/hide)

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Is that.. Walker, Texas Ranger?..?