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[Graknorke]

It used to violently evaporate. Different to exploding.

I do remember the time I suggested making dorf blood alcoholic to solve the problems of vampires without booze getting cranky, to which somebody mentioned that that would make dorfs a'splode if they caught fire.

Booze doesn't explode.

Wait what? Then what did I store my booze in a bunker deep under the surface only unlockable by a 16-character passcode entered simultaneously in three different locations¹?


_{¹ massive exaggeration.}

Because you are a cruel overkeeper who wants your dwarves to suffer being sober.

[WillowLuman]

It's happening!

Looks a lot more like the N64 version than the OOT one did.

[Darvi]

It used to violently evaporate. Different to exploding.

I do remember the time I suggested making dorf blood alcoholic to solve the problems of vampires without booze getting cranky, to which somebody mentioned that that would make dorfs a'splode if they caught fire.

Booze doesn't explode.

Wait what? Then what did I store my booze in a bunker deep under the surface only unlockable by a 16-character passcode entered simultaneously in three different locations¹?


_{¹ massive exaggeration.}

Because you are a cruel overkeeper who wants your dwarves to suffer being sober.

Mostly I'm just paranoid about my stockpiles being set on fire. But since I treat magma with the same paranoia I never had a dwarf being set on fire without being immediately locked out of the fort, never to see their friends and family again until they finally succumb to the heat.

[Putnam]

It used to violently evaporate. Different to exploding.

It still evaporates. It never really did so violently.

[Furtuka]

Codename STEAM trailer woohoo!

[Karkov]

Codename STEAM trailer woohoo!

Okay, I'm not able to have sound for this right now, but am I correct in thinking that I saw Abraham Lincoln shooting a tentacle monster in hopes to save the Queen of England?

[Furtuka]

Yes. Yes you did

[Worldmaster27]

♬♩I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest,
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time
Quartets of crickets chime in for the chorus
If I were to pluck on your heartstring would you strum on mine?♪♫

I love Owl City~

Plant Life~

[Orange Wizard]

Tildes~

[Gentlefish]

Notice me senpai~

[Tawa]

Dang it, guys. Darvi lectured me today about not using magic to express discontent every time, and yet high-level spells are the only way I have to respond to tildes.

* Tawarochir grumbles and walks off, determined to find another video game to steal spells from.

[Orange Wizard]

I was using tildes ironically.

[Gentlefish]

Just be aggressively sarcastic~

Everyone does it~

[GiglameshDespair]

Yeah. TILDE.

[Tawa]

Just be aggressively sarcastic~

Everyone does it~

I swear to Boccob I'm going to crush your tildes and stand on a mountain of smashed tilde bits, laughing like a maniac with exclamation points instead of squiggly lines at the ends of my sentences.