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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16272638 times)

Descan

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143040 on: October 13, 2014, 09:26:53 am »

Well, maybe not the "up" part.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143041 on: October 13, 2014, 09:30:25 am »

I just landed a new job :D
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143042 on: October 13, 2014, 09:53:17 am »

Whilst I'm happy for you DJ (your old job was pretty terrible, right?) that sounds terrible in the current discussion trend.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143043 on: October 13, 2014, 09:58:59 am »

Chicken sexer?*


*An actual job.
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FearfulJesuit

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143044 on: October 13, 2014, 10:00:20 am »

Chicken sexer?*


*An actual job.

The best part is when you throw all the male chicks in a wood chipper.

(For certain definitions of "best", of course.)
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143045 on: October 13, 2014, 11:22:15 am »

Chicken sexer?*


*An actual job.
My money is on bonobo pimp.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143046 on: October 13, 2014, 11:49:11 am »

Baboons are like monkeys designed by Clive Barker. And they will fuck you up.
As opposed to bonobos, which are basically a variant of chimpanzee that give Ron Jeremy a run for his money.
... and also fuck you up.
What about the large orange gorilla in the library?
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143047 on: October 13, 2014, 12:06:18 pm »

Could be worse. Could be a chicken DeSexer.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143048 on: October 13, 2014, 12:07:43 pm »

Or a child molester.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143049 on: October 13, 2014, 12:24:49 pm »

A banquet digester.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143050 on: October 13, 2014, 01:48:17 pm »

I never thought I would be happy to see thousands of people starving to death before my eyes.

Making a game turns one into a strange beast.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143051 on: October 13, 2014, 02:05:20 pm »

Jesus christ Bay12, I thought I'm the lewd one here and then I come back to penis wars.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143052 on: October 13, 2014, 02:11:45 pm »

I never thought I would be happy to see thousands of people starving to death before my eyes.

Making a game turns one into a strange beast.
That is so cool. I will got PTW that thread right now.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143053 on: October 13, 2014, 03:48:45 pm »

I don't normally care much about divegrass, but today it put a small smile on my face.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #143054 on: October 13, 2014, 03:54:49 pm »

Officially now have a correspondent in France! I'm only allowed to email him in French, he's only allowed to email me in English. Except for correcting each other. Rules of the class.
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