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[Mephisto]

A companion post to last month's "my car was totaled in a flood" in the sad thread, I bought what the delership labels as a "brand spanking used" '11 VW Jetta yesterday. I can roll up and down all of the windows while I'm outside of the car and it's got a butt warmer.

[Tawa]

it's got a butt warmer

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GODS OF BUTTWARMING

HEIL OUR SAVIOR, WHO SHALL SAVE US FROM THE LANDS OF COLD HINDQUARTERS, MEPHISTO

PRAISE BE

[Loud Whispers]

Butt warmers are an abomination of the natural order; God gave us natural butt insulation for a good reason.

[Urist Imiknorris]

The harsh reality of living in Anonymous Proxy.

Meet local girls in Low Earth Orbit tonight!

[Sirus]

The harsh reality of living in Anonymous Proxy.

Meet local girls in Low Earth Orbit tonight!

Hey Urist! Hot girls in Olympus Mons want to meet YOU!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

There's an XKCD strip directly relating to this conversation.

WHY CAN'T I FIND IT

[KingofstarrySkies]

Good luck, .Exe.

May the internet gods guide thine path.

[Worldmaster27]

It was the Low-Earth orbit one first mentioned.

PPE:

Here.

Ninja'd: I am apparently an internet god now.

[Orange Wizard]

At least they haven't started on the cheating wives looking for casual sex. I mean, why is that even a thing!?

[Graknorke]

At least they haven't started on the cheating wives looking for casual sex. I mean, why is that even a thing!?

The same reason the "ugly girls" ones are a thing.
It provides a somewhat more convincing reason as to why people you don't know would want to sex you up.

[Urist Imiknorris]

There's an XKCD strip directly relating to this conversation.

WHY CAN'T I FIND IT

Because I quoted it.

[Orange Wizard]

The same reason the "ugly girls" ones are a thing.
It provides a somewhat more convincing reason as to why people you don't know would want to sex you up.

Well, I guess that makes sense.
But it still doesn't explain why I have so many Chinese mail-order brides. That can't be legal.

[Kadzar]

The same reason the "ugly girls" ones are a thing.
It provides a somewhat more convincing reason as to why people you don't know would want to sex you up.

Well, I guess that makes sense.
But it still doesn't explain why I have so many Chinese mail-order brides. That can't be legal.

Then maybe you should stop ordering them. At the very least that's polygamy.

[Orange Wizard]

It's not that easy! They all love me! Or something!

...

But yeah, I guess a room full of them is a few too many.

[Eric Blank]

Its not polygamy if you don't actually marry them. Its just really bizarre and possibly unethical
Unless you enlist them to help take over the world. Then its perfectly normal.