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[Tawa]

Well, sucks for Melkor.

Serves him right for dicking with music.

[LordSlowpoke]

i am now a sovereign city-state call the police

[Bauglir]

i am now a sovereign city-state call the police

The police will be useless, state immunity will protect you from domestic laws. Provided you've got recognition, anyway, and without that I wouldn't say you're very sovereign at all

[kisame12794]

Reinstalling Fable: The lost chapters because it's still good, and Anniversary is rapidly approaching unplayable. I have a computer that comfortably runs Crysis on full, why are you stuttering? Why do you have a completely retarded menu system? WHY IS THERE NO MOUSE CONTROL THE ORIGINAL HAD THIS. YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. JOB.

[TD1]

I don't know how to spell Odesey.
Oh, my iPod knows, it seems.

But yes! I'm so happy I can read them now!
*Dances like a muppet*

Heh. Funny. I just got the Odyssey too.

[mastahcheese]

I've only read the first little section of the Iliad.

Things I've learned:
Don't fuck with priests of Apollo.
Even Achilles cries to his mother.
Greek gods are pretty much universally assholes.

[Tawa]

It gets better.

There's this one part in the Odyssey where [REDACTED] makes butchered cows come to life to creep out [REDACTED]'s men, and Poseidon or Zeus (I forget which) then smashes them into a cliff.

[Loud Whispers]

I've only read the first little section of the Iliad.

Things I've learned:
Don't fuck with priests of Apollo.
Even Achilles cries to his mother.
Greek gods are pretty much universally assholes.

• Don't fuck with Diomedes unless your name is Apollo.
• Ajax bro and Ajax bigger bro are bros.
• All the Greek heroes cry like it's nothing.
• It's ok to throw babies off of walls though. Humpty dumpty fucked off the wall when the Achaeans arrived and all that.
• Odysseus will survive the shit out of you, which makes his casting by Sean Bean in Troy all the more hilarious and tragic; they missed an opportunity to have an epic 3 hour long sequel where Sean Bean is the only survivor.

It gets better.
There's this one part in the Odyssey where [REDACTED] makes butchered cows come to life to creep out [REDACTED]'s men, and Poseidon or Zeus (I forget which) then smashes them into a cliff.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zeus is sick of Eurylochus's shit and smites their ship with a thunderbolt because Helios threatened to suicide bomb Hades in revenge for getting his cattle eaten.

[MaximumZero]

Also, Zeus gives zero fucks about you personally, and does whatever he wants.

[miauw62]

Also, Zeus gives zero fucks about you personally, and does whatever he wants.

Zeus does give fucks, though.

[mastahcheese]

Also, Zeus gives zero fucks about you personally, and does whatever he wants.

Zeus does give fucks, though.

This is why Bay12 is awesome.

[MaximumZero]

Also, Zeus gives zero fucks about you personally, and does whatever he wants.

Zeus does give fucks, though.

Gives isn't really the appropriate word to go with Zeus and fucks.

[mastahcheese]

No, he administers them.

[MaximumZero]

Legit happy: Made a little bit of money selling steam cards, and now I'm TF2 premium! Aw, yiss!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Aah, Valve. Making people able to buy your games for much cheaper than their actual price due to the TF2 markets.

Good job.