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[Graknorke]

guys

GUYS

pathologic is getting a remake

Pathologic (That arty Russian game about a town under plague we all know and love) is getting a remake with 200% less terrible translation and 500% more not-awful graphics! This just made my day and possibly my week.

Games with terrible graphics are better at being atmospherically scary though. It isn't so scary when everything is all pretty and perfectly detailed.

[Fniff]

Point taken. We'll see how that turns out...

...

I'm still throwing all my money at the screen, though.

[Cthulhu]

Haven't seen much in the way of gruesome injuries.  I've participated in the cleaning of dead deer which is pretty nasty.  The peritoneum is sky blue which I found bizarre.

My dad accidentally stepped on a shrew once, barefoot.  We heard its ribs pop.  Blech.  And uh, what else.  My grandpa almost naturally selected himself pouring gas on a trash fire.  He was in the hospital for months.  I wasn't actually there for that though.  I vaguely remember seeing some hideous scars.

[LordSlowpoke]

HUZZAH

* LordSlowpoke catapults into thread

* LordSlowpoke grabs money

* LordSlowpoke jumps out window

...wait

* LordSlowpoke slams through wall

* LordSlowpoke grabs screen

cheers

* LordSlowpoke walks out via door

[Fniff]

Dammit, that was my money for wasting on games, not wizards!

I have a whole grand earmarked for Wizardstarter. Stop being greedy, LSP.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke puts on wizard beard and strokes it thoughtfully

yes

quite

* LordSlowpoke slaps fniff with the screen and sets it back on a desk

you'll need this to give me money

and now, for something completely different

such as candy

shit's dandy yo

[Remuthra]

Brown sugar is the best confectionery reagent. Fact of life.

[Dutchling]

So this is pretty cool.

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[Bauglir]

"Dreadnoughtus" is a damn fine name for a genus. Why didn't we reserve that for humanity? We could've thought this through better.

[Spehss _]

Unnecessary explosions.

[TamerVirus]

Unnecessary explosions.

Why let the Michael Bay out?

[Spehss _]

Unnecessary explosions.

Why let the Michael Bay out?

Because explosions.

[kisame12794]

Anyone know of a good joystick for flight simulators? I've been wanting to get some, but the lack of a joystick has been a problem.

[Yoink]

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I read the one below the plane as "funkosaurus". Awesome. 

[scrdest]

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I read the one below the plane as "funkosaurus". Awesome.

Funkosaurus is totally a band name somewhere. It has to be.