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[MaximumZero]

I currently have an entire rack of ribs on my plate. Oh, yes. Dinner shall be glorious.

Posted this just after cooking. I let them cool for about 10 minutes before eating, and now they're already gone. Entire rack of ribs in ~15 minutes. Worst part is, I'm still hungry. ;_;

I say next time he has to share them with us. . . mail them or something.

I didn't have enough to share, obviously.

[Worldmaster27]

Don't forget the heaps of badass, lich, and kidnap-victim.

[Spehss _]

And don't forget the anime girls.

[BadLemonsXI]

Don't forget the heaps of badass, lich, and Rescue-kidnap-victim.

Fixed it.

[The Darkling Wolf]

I'M A CATGIRL IN MY HEART!!!!!

If your talking about  Shit, let's be Super Kawaii then im going to join you.

I'M PERV/PEDO BAIT IN MY HEART!!!!!

I'M A SMARTASS IN MY HEART!!!!
With a side of tomboy, social awkwardness, and clumsiness~

I was The Walrus in my heart, but now I'm John.

[Tawa]

You're John?

Big whoop, so is everybody else.

_{^{Also see my line of "Everything is Awesome" jokes.}}

[TCM]

-snip-

Oh, I always thought he was saying "Mom's spaghetti". It always seemed like a decidedly unbadass thing to include in a rap song.

It WAS Mom's Spaghetti- referring to the vomit on his sweater, regurgitating food he'd eaten earlier.

I stand corrected, it is Mom's Spaghetti. I've listened to the Spaghetti Remix too many times to be able to differentiate the lyrics between that one and the original.

It may just be me, but I've always found one of Eminem's main problems as a rapper is that he goes hard in a verse and then includes a wack-ass line that ruins his credibility.

[Sirus]

Today went well, with a minimum of pain or frustration.

Really, that's the best I can hope for on a work day

[hops]

How many child cultists have you ran down?
If the answer is zero, that is not a good day.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Child cultists being run down = splatter on the front of the truck = having to get splatter off front of truck so deliver can be made = pain and frustration.

[Orange Wizard]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

[Sirus]

Child cultists being run down = splatter on the front of the truck = having to get splatter off front of truck so deliver can be made = pain and frustration.

This guy gets it.

[SalmonGod]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

No, but I've had to mop up large puddles of arterial blood from my kitchen floor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My dad had an accident that sliced a leg artery when I was 13.  I was asked to clean up while mom rushed him to the hospital.  It didn't bother me in the slightest.

[~Neri]

Have you ever had to clean blood off a windscreen? I have. It's not easy.

No, but I've had to mop up large puddles of arterial blood from my kitchen floor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My dad had an accident that sliced a leg artery when I was 13.  I was asked to clean up while mom rushed him to the hospital.  It didn't bother me in the slightest.

Too busy admiring the table~?

[Xantalos]

'Man, this blood really makes the detail on this table leg stand out, y'know?'