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[Tawa]

Watching the cheesy old Batman show earlier.

Robin sneaks into a castle with a 3-foot wall. He wanders around a little, and we see this little sign that says "Killer bee hive tripwire". It's next to a bright white string, which is connected to the fakest beehive ever made.

Robin, like a true idiot, stumbles over it and falls down next to the hive. Some chick walks over, and suddenly, the funny thing happens.

The fakest bee ever made-- ONE bee-- comes out on a little wire. The bee is visibly made out of fabric, about two inches long, has these huuuuge felt wings, and has visible, white eyes. You should probably look it up, because it just looks so friggin' ridiculous.

Anyway, the bee lands on Robin and the chick tells Robin that it's the "east African death bee" and he will die if it stings him. EXCEPT IT HAS NO STINGER, JUST SOME FOLDED YELLOW FABRIC.

Of course, a few seconds later Robin is revealed to have taken an "east African death bee antidote".

Other highlights include Batman making "death fog" disappear with a can of hairspray, Batman making a length of convenient rope be pulled into the sky using "the ancient Indian rope trick" (aka an offscreen wire) and weedy little Alfred gently nudging gates open that Batman and Robin had struggled with.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AhNvLyXZ8A

It's much more intense than I thought.

DONT MOVE ROBIN OH GOD PLEASE

[Bouchart]

Man With Most Epic Mustache In America Slated To Head Fancypants Private School

[Flying Dice]

I don't know what you're talking about, that bee was terrifying.

Or at least bees have now become conceptually terrifying because, y'know, Skitter.

[Lyeos]

♬ I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole... ♩
^Best song to have playing in the background while strip-mining for the Bay12 Dwarven settlement.

I've always sound a certain Savatage song to be more fitting, but whatever floats your boat.
Thanks for reminding me that I need to get back into DF. 

[penguinofhonor]

Playing Cards Against Humanity in a group of 17 people.

[Tiruin]

♬ I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole... ♩
^Best song to have playing in the background while strip-mining for the Bay12 Dwarven settlement.

Now you got me hearing it.
Despite it not playing in any music player nearby ._.
Thanks Cmega.

[TD1]

Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mVZZhGO3lk

[Greiger]

I have actually learned something from training.  So many things I would have loved to know earlier.

Spoiler:  computer tech did you knows (click to show/hide)

• Did you know Win+R opens up your run dialog box
• Did you know Win+C opens the charms bar in windows 8.
• Did you know that annoying thing that comes up when you hover the mouse in some parts of the right side of your screen is called a charms bar?
• Did you know Win+X opens a special menu in windows 8 that contains all the commonly used power user and admin tools in one place? Right clicking with the mouse over the bottom left of the screen opens it too.
• Did you know that you can type a url into the run box and it will open that url in the default browser?
• Did you know ctrl+L will highlight the address bar in most internet browsers? (Tested in IE, Firefox and Chrome)
• Did you know you can customize exactly how the taskbar displays your clock by left clicking on your taskbar clock>change date and time settings>Change date and time>change calender settings.

[tuypo1]

I have actually learned something from training.  So many things I would have loved to know earlier.

Spoiler:  computer tech did you knows (click to show/hide)

• Did you know Win+R opens up your run dialog box
• Did you know Win+C opens the charms bar in windows 8.
• Did you know that annoying thing that comes up when you hover the mouse in some parts of the right side of your screen is called a charms bar?
• Did you know Win+X opens a special menu in windows 8 that contains all the commonly used power user and admin tools in one place? Right clicking with the mouse over the bottom left of the screen opens it too.
• Did you know that you can type a url into the run box and it will open that url in the default browser?
• Did you know ctrl+L will highlight the address bar in most internet browsers? (Tested in IE, Firefox and Chrome)
• Did you know you can customize exactly how the taskbar displays your clock by left clicking on your taskbar clock>change date and time settings>Change date and time>change calender settings.

i knew that it was called the charms bar and the thing about the clock those others i did not know that ctrl+L one seems dam handy though thanks greiger

[Greiger]

Really really helpful for walking people through tasks over the phone.  Others are run commands for inetcpl.cpl and ncpa.cpl.  But those are harder to remember and less useful for people who know what they are doing.

The clock thing I just learned because my supervisor recommended switching everything on our system to PDT and military time.

[Furtuka]

I FINALLY SURPASSED JAPA AND AM RANKED NUMBER 10 FOR LARGEST TOTAL TIME LOGGED IN

[Rose]

And there was much rejoicing.

yay.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke stares

you've been here so long and you still haven't done jack shit

that's not a happy thread thing

[Greiger]

Don't worry Japa, we still love you even though you are no longer top 10.  I'm pretty sure you have a place of honor on the wall of awesome utility people in most DF players' homes.