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[LordSlowpoke]

portaloo sounds like something straight outta aperture science

and that's fucking scary because these go both ways

[Rose]

Also, I don't have a bathroom. So hah!
We have a portapotty.

You know, I'm aware of what a portapotty is, and have had to use them on several occasions, but whenever I see that word I imagine someone driving a toilet down the street.

http://youtu.be/dZbbfUYvjxg

[Putnam]

I watched Guardians of the Galaxy.

Lloyd Kaufman made a cameo in there. I noticed it. He appeared for, like, 3 seconds. Fyeah.

[Alev]

I watched Guardians of the Galaxy.

Lloyd Kaufman made a cameo in there. I noticed it. He appeared for, like, 3 seconds. Fyeah.

Did it live up to the hype?

[Spehss _]

portaloo sounds like something straight outta aperture science

and that's fucking scary because these go both ways

If your portaloo is going both ways you may want to fix that. Ha, toilet humour. Ha.

[Yoink]

Damnit Spehss there's some other guy with a sloth avatar and just then I got you confused.
My happy is having an awesome dream. Not that I remember much of it, but hey. I think I need to get a book and a pen for my dreams; starting up my computer whilst half-asleep and trying to type them out often just ends with me forgetting most of it.

[miauw62]

If you choose "music" and "in space" on today's google doodle, you get an animation of chris hadfield singing space oddity c:

that sort of made my day.

[tuypo1]

I got to fire a pistol for the first time in my life. It's a lot difrent to fireing a shotgun or a rifle. Although it's worth noting that my idea of firing a shotgun is difrent to most peoples as the shotgun I own is highly atypical. But anyway it's great I fired 10 rounds from a 9mm special and I have the target to prove 8 (possibly 9 im not sure if one shot hit oddly or if I got 2 next to each other).

[Sirus]

So after finally acquiring Mass Effect 3, I spent most of the weekend playing it

(spoilers below, highlight at your own risk (yes I am aware the game came out a couple years ago, I just want to be polite))
I'm just having so much fun with it, holy crap. It really feels like shit is going down, and I'm just barely pulling the galaxy back from the brink. Calling in old favors, constantly going the extra mile, reaping the benefits of being a solid Paragon...and of course, mowing down legions of foes. All these characters, many old and some new, forming this complex web of people I've pissed off and people who'll name their children after me and everyone in between. Dunno how far I am, but after curing the genophage and securing an alliance between krogans and turians, things are starting to look up.

I'm greatly enjoying the characters. I laughed at Wrex's commentary. I got a little teary-eyed when Mordin and later Thane died. I actually shook the middle finger at that one salarian diplomat. You know the one I mean. That bitch.

Combat seems way more challenging than the previous two games as well. There's a lot more baddies, they're more accurate, and aside from some occasional buggy AI they're a hell of a lot smarter too. They flank, flush me out of cover with grenades, and constantly keep me working.

So yeah, that's my happy. Now to get some sleep so I can work tomorrow

[KingofstarrySkies]

I feel like a corpse that forgot he was dead, and hasn't quite figured it out yet.

I drank literally two sips of Iced Tea.

I feel alive again. Obviously, Iced Tea is jesus-juice. Wait, Atheism.

SCIENCE-JUICE!

[hops]

There's not a lot in New Zealand. Australia has them, I think.

Actually, Australia is probably one of the best English-speaking first-world countries to immigrate to. Assuming you can put up with the accent, of course.

m8

the kiwi accent is objectively the silliest accent out there

y'all just pick vowels at random

heurd yah telking shots m8

[Yoink]

I am confused. What accent is that supposed to be?! O.o

[KingofstarrySkies]

Nein, nein.

The stereotypical Canadian accent is the stupidest accent. Have you heard that? What the fuck is an aboot? How do I kill it?

[Tiruin]

There's not a lot in New Zealand. Australia has them, I think.

Actually, Australia is probably one of the best English-speaking first-world countries to immigrate to. Assuming you can put up with the accent, of course.

m8

the kiwi accent is objectively the silliest accent out there

y'all just pick vowels at random

heurd yah telking shots m8

. . .Put up?
Australian accent is awesome!
^{That, or I've a thing for accents. Either which works.}

[KingofstarrySkies]

I personally find the German accent to be lovely.