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[Yoink]

I know where I'm sourcing all my news from now on.

[Dutchling]

That site also has an article called "The Ukraine Crisis Explained In GIFs And In-Depth Policy Papers From Esteemed Political Institutions".

Seems legit.

[TamerVirus]

Hmmm. "Quiz: are you an extrovert, introvert, or a sea monster" "article: the new sky circle is perfect"

....It's a sham Buzzfeed site

[Tack]

I have a family-sized apple pie, which I am eating with a fork.

Goodbye, everything sad.
Helloooo, Diabeetus.

"Well, one lucky fan got to experience Tetris for real when an actual pile of bricks fell 120 feet from a nearby construction site and instantly killed him."

I'm sorry, but how is that happy? :|

If strangers could get macabre delight out of the circumstances of my death, that would make me posthumously happy?

[penguinofhonor]

That site also has an article called "The Ukraine Crisis Explained In GIFs And In-Depth Policy Papers From Esteemed Political Institutions".

Seems legit.

Most sites would limit themselves to the gifs or policy papers. At Clickhole, they go the extra mile. And all they want in return is for you to click the link so they get the ad money. You don't even have to read the policy papers if you don't want to! Truly news at its finest.

Hmmm. "Quiz: are you an extrovert, introvert, or a sea monster" "article: the new sky circle is perfect"

....It's a sham Buzzfeed site

Wow, talk about sea monster shaming. Have some sensitivity.

[Dutchling]

everything sad.

I doubt it's the apple pie that makes you forget the sadness

[TD1]

One, Diabeetus sounds like a Kobold.

Two, my first thought was that you were eating a pie the size of a family.

[Tawa]

Buzzfeed is the source of all evil.

My mom used to be into trying to get me to take the idiotic quizzes on it like "what color are you" or "what dinosaur would you be".

[Yoink]

Can I be a stegosaurus? Or a diplodocus.
I wish I could remember all of kid-me's dinosaur knowledge.

[Tack]

everything sad.

I doubt it's the apple pie that makes you forget the sadness

That's really worrying.
But also ironically comforting.

One, Diabeetus sounds like a Kobold.

Two, my first thought was that you were eating a pie the size of a family.

If it's the size of a Kobold family, we could make this metaphor all too horrifically literal.

[Molly Renata]

I'm going to learn how to take care of a dog that's recovering from surgery!

A finicky, spoiled brat of a dog that thinks she's a cat.

[Dutchling]

You mean she takes walks on her own and buries her own poop?

I like that dog already. George could learn a lot...

[Molly Renata]

Technically. Or at least, she tries to with the latter.

We live on 2 acres of land, and she knows not to go beyond the property borders, so we usually don't even put a harness on her most of the time

[Yoink]

A pigeon who thinks he's a finicky, spoiled brat of a dog that thinks she's a cat?
Sounds like a fun time.

[Dutchling]

Well.

George may or may not be a Georgie.