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David Thorne

[BFEL]

I don't go on trains often enough to like them.

Then again I also don't like horses and apparently it's a thing to like horses.

Its also a thing to REALLY, REALLY like horses. Because giant penis.

Anyway, my happy is that I found a place willing to ship a game I want for $50 instead of the $350 that was the only option before. There were used copies for 50, but its a PC game and DRM is draconian and stupid.

Unfortunately, still waiting to get paid so I can actually grab the game, but nice to know I can actually get it for less then all the monies in the world.

[Tiruin]

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*prods on forum rules* :I
That first sentence bro. I:

[tuypo1]

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*prods on forum rules* :I
That first sentence bro. I:

Eh I reckon that sentence is fine it is just a passing reference is all

[Yoink]

Is there a forum rule against using "bro" as a form of address?
Also I thought the second sentence was a bit worse than the first one, but maybe that's just me.

[MaximumZero]

I cannot wait until we get one of those to demo.

"You want to come in here and use us as a babysitter? Here, kid, put this on."

It seems mean to take it out on the kid try and trick the parent into wearing it

People just straight up leave their kids in my store like I'm going to watch them while they go tanning or shop for frilly shit or something (store is in a strip mall.) Most of the time, I just shut the consoles off and they piss off, but once in a while I need to ask a kid to leave (due to aggravating behavior or theft risk or something.) This seems like an easy way for parents to get the message that I don't run a kids' toy store, and even if I did, I'm not a babysitter and have an actual job to do.

[KingofstarrySkies]

So I was hungry, and it was breakfast time! Yay! I open my food-closet...

And it's near empty. But then, shining, like a beacon of hope...

Omega-3 granola cereal. Here's the thing. I read Omega as Cmega, and was VERY confused.

[Descan]

You're not supposed to turn your kidnap victims clients into granola bars and eat them. And you're *especially* not supposed to to clone them two times before you do so.

It's generally frowned upon.

[tuypo1]

Is there a forum rule against using "bro" as a form of address?
Also I thought the second sentence was a bit worse than the first one, but maybe that's just me.

Hm good point there's 2 sentences in that first line

[tuypo1]

I cannot wait until we get one of those to demo.

"You want to come in here and use us as a babysitter? Here, kid, put this on."

It seems mean to take it out on the kid try and trick the parent into wearing it

People just straight up leave their kids in my store like I'm going to watch them while they go tanning or shop for frilly shit or something (store is in a strip mall.) Most of the time, I just shut the consoles off and they piss off, but once in a while I need to ask a kid to leave (due to aggravating behavior or theft risk or something.) This seems like an easy way for parents to get the message that I don't run a kids' toy store, and even if I did, I'm not a babysitter and have an actual job to do.

Hm good point I am just a person who is unable to bring myself to hurt people that don't deserve it to achieve my goals I get that it's nesecary but I just can't bring myself to do it I admire those who can make those hard choices though

[penguinofhonor]

All Byzantine Rite Churches use leavened bread for the Eucharist as this symbolizes the risen Christ.

I had no idea Orthodox Christians were such punmasters.

[tuypo1]

All Byzantine Rite Churches use leavened bread for the Eucharist as this symbolizes the risen Christ.

I had no idea Orthodox Christians were such punmasters.

Quick to the Bible belt we must learn there pun techniques

[Descan]

Jesus Crust!

[Yoink]

Oh, for the loaf of God, not puns again!

[TD1]

Oh, don't wine about it.

Puns have always bread in the Bible Belt.