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[Bauglir]

Converting chicken cordon bleu to pasta form has been a surprising success although it turns out the sauce is just ridiculously rich. Apparently that's what happens when it's got a pound and a half of cheese in it? Plus 3/4 of a pound of bacon?

[mastahcheese]

Have you considered making your food less deadly?

[Sirus]

Have you considered making your food less delicious?

Fix'd. And why would he do that?

[cerapa]

There's a hedgehog sleeping in a berrybush in my yard. It's under a small pile of moss and small branches, and the pile moves as it breathes.

It seems to be becoming a permanent resident actually. Saw the same hedgehog(it's the same size, it's a very young hedgehog actually) a week ago going through some discarded berries we had thrown into that same bush, looking for food.

I wonder if it's related to another hedgehog I saw last summer, sitting under a shed in our yard, making hedgehog noises. That one was quite a bit bigger, maybe it's a parent of this hedgehog?

[Yoink]

I don't even need a picture to squee over that. :3
I've never met a hedgehog in person, but if they're anywhere near as adorable as echidnas that would be amazing.

[Darvi]

Last hedgehog I saw was hidding in the grass, like they usually do here. Had to keep my dog away because who knows what they'd do to eachother. Still nice to know that they're around.

The one before that I saw in the middle of the road. Or rather, all over it.

[Spehss _]

Browsing the changelog for the next DF version. Found this.

- 0005971: [Dwarf Mode -- Jobs, Eating/Drinking] Fat dwarves eating causes lag. (Toady One) - resolved.

Hilarious. Fat dwarves eat so much they slowed the fabric of space and time.

[Sinistar]

Listening to a proper, brutal hard dnb while your window is wide open and outside there's a rainy thunderstorm going on... yeah, that's what cool kids do this days.

That made me happy today, yep.

[Yoink]

Browsing the changelog for the next DF version. Found this.

- 0005971: [Dwarf Mode -- Jobs, Eating/Drinking] Fat dwarves eating causes lag. (Toady One) - resolved.

Hilarious. Fat dwarves eat so much they slowed the fabric of space and time.

Heheheheheh. That should totally be a feature. Flabmancers, the tubbiest dwarves in the land who have learned to control their powers of Fat.

[alway]

Browsing the changelog for the next DF version. Found this.

- 0005971: [Dwarf Mode -- Jobs, Eating/Drinking] Fat dwarves eating causes lag. (Toady One) - resolved.

Hilarious. Fat dwarves eat so much they slowed the fabric of space and time.

Heheheheheh. That should totally be a feature. Flabmancers, the tubbiest dwarves in the land who have learned to control their powers of Fat.

You can't control powers that massive.

[KingofstarrySkies]

OOOOOH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN

[Alev]

The only things I have in my yard are the occasional possums, which are cute. And raccoons under the place, until they're introduced to a Super Soaker.

[Putnam]

I have isolated the dwarven gay gene! Imma make a DFHack gaydar now.

EDIT: Ugh, just thought of what the community would do with it. Kinda harshed me.

EDIT 2:

Solon Tankûbuk is straight
Ast Isullikot is straight
Vabôk Ingishmeng is straight
Goden Logemtölún is straight
Doren Gebber is straight
Goden Domasvutok is bi
Mosus Lorbamasrer is straight

The gaydar works!

Spoiler: EDIT 3 (click to show/hide)

Unit #7288 (giant raven) is heterosexual
Unit #7289 (giant raven) is bisexual
Unit #7290 (giant raven) is heterosexual
Unit #7291 (queen ant woman) is heterosexual
Unit #7292 (queen ant woman) is bisexual
Unit #7293 (queen ant woman) is heterosexual
Unit #7294 (worker ant woman) is is not bisexualologically capable of sex
Unit #7295 (drone ant man) is heterosexual
Unit #7296 (soldier ant woman) is is not bisexualologically capable of sex
Unit #7297 (drone ant man) is heterosexual
Unit #7298 (queen ant woman) is heterosexual
Unit #7299 (wraith of steam) is asexual
Unit #7300 (wraith of steam) is asexual
Unit #7301 (wraith of steam) is asexual
Unit #7302 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7303 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7304 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7305 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7306 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7307 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7308 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Unit #7309 (giant thrips) is heterosexual
Solon Tankûbuk is heterosexual
Ast Isullikot is heterosexual
Vabôk Ingishmeng is heterosexual
Goden Logemtölún is heterosexual
Doren Gebber is heterosexual
Goden Domasvutok is bisexual
Mosus Lorbamasrer is heterosexual
Unit #7282 (dog) is heterosexual
Unit #7283 (dog) is bisexual
Unit #7284 (cat) is bisexual
Unit #7285 (cat) is heterosexual
Unit #7286 (water buffalo bull) is heterosexual
Unit #7287 (two-humped camel) is heterosexual

bisexualologically

oh search and replace...

[Yoink]

Playing Dragon's Dogma, going into battle with a group of bandits.
I was wondering why one of my support pawns wasn't in the fray, tanking as usual, and then I realised I'd thrown her off a city wall to her death and forgotten to re-summon her. Whoops. I swear, so many bizarre and amusing moments in this game.
Yes, I discovered a new way they can be useful- chucking the silly buggers from a height is a good way to test if you can survive the fall.

[Vector]

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