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[Arcvasti]

Bizzle 12 Games made me laugh FAR more then it should have.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

"Yo ass have cursed yo' last, Sasmar," holla'd Sudemong

[Orange Wizard]

I have two very small, very thorny bushes that grow a small handful of raspberries every few years.

[Alev]

There was equations up in nature which must be balanced. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da godz didn't specify, however, how tha fuck dis balizzle should be maintained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A place existed outta space n' time, a place where thangs could be added ta or taken from, so long as tha balizzle was preserved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A playa could fly like a funky-ass bird or topple a pimped out fortress wit a wave of his hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Given tha calculations was erect, anythang was possible, fo' a price.

[hops]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

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Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.

Somebody need to draw a blingee'd Cado having a rap battle with the evil wizards.

[Tawa]

Da dopest part is translatin Lovecraft stories tha fuck into thug.

In relatin tha circumstances which have hustled ta mah confinement within dis refuge fo' tha demented, I be aware dat mah present posizzle will create a natural doubt of tha authenticitizzle of mah narrative. Well shiiiit, it be a fucked up fact dat tha bulk of humanitizzle is too limited up in its menstrual vision ta weigh wit patience n' intelligence dem isolated phenomena, peeped n' felt only by a psychologically sensitizzle few, which lie outside its common experience. Men of broader intellect know dat there is no sharp distinction betwixt tha real n' tha unreal; dat all thangs step tha fuck up as they do only by virtue of tha delicate individual physical n' menstrual media all up in which we is made consciouz of them; but tha prosaic materializzle of tha majoritizzle condemns as madnizz tha flashez of supersight which penetrate tha common veil of obvious empricism.

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[Alev]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

_{^{this post provided by Gizoogle}}

Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.

Somebody need to draw a blingee'd Cado having a rap battle with the evil wizards.

I can do a shitty one, if someone gives me lyrics. And which wizard does it.

[hops]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

_{^{this post provided by Gizoogle}}

Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.

Somebody need to draw a blingee'd Cado having a rap battle with the evil wizards.

I can do a shitty one, if someone gives me lyrics. And which wizard does it.

Ostra would probably make the most sense, since his magic is oratory last I checked. Plus I like the idea of a milky-eyed old wizened illusionist dropping it like it's hot.

[IronTomato]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

_{^{this post provided by Gizoogle}}

Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.

Somebody need to draw a blingee'd Cado having a rap battle with the evil wizards.

Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

[Tawa]

Can't... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stop... Laughing...

FTFY

[Alev]

I used ta git a funky-ass blackberry bush yo, but a tree fell tha fuck on dat shit.

_{^{this post provided by Gizoogle}}

Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.

Somebody need to draw a blingee'd Cado having a rap battle with the evil wizards.

I can do a shitty one, if someone gives me lyrics. And which wizard does it.

Ostra would probably make the most sense, since his magic is oratory last I checked. Plus I like the idea of a milky-eyed old wizened illusionist dropping it like it's hot.

Ok. Lazy me needs lyrics, though.
Also:

Sasmar dead as fuckin fried chicken

"My fuckin freshly smoked up body can sense magic," holla'd Sholil. "That priest is no man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dude is da most thugged-out bangin sorcerer I have eva seen."

"Then we must catch his ass while he trippin," holla'd Cado.

t aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da priest stood underneath it, his wild lil' fuckin enormous arm reachin up n' takin tha juice n' shit. Alino stood a lil ways away, locked n loaded ta strike when tha chizzle presented itself. Shadows fuckin started ta draw round Cado.

[Tawa]

Sasmar dead as fuckin fried chicken

SIGGED

[Worldmaster27]

Cado's Magical Journey with Gizoogle is amusing.

It was inevitable.

It is terrifying.

[Alev]

Sasmar dead as fuckin fried chicken

SIGGED

WOOT WOOT I ARGUABLY GOT SIGGED. KIND OF.

[Worldmaster27]

Being thrown into a sigtext is like being a redshirt.

Nobody notices it, and it's worth as much as dirt.