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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16263151 times)

Tawa

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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134475 on: July 11, 2014, 10:22:06 pm »

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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134476 on: July 11, 2014, 10:24:07 pm »

So I haven't played DF for a while, like since just before the 2012 update I think? and I'm derping around in 2014 40.02 adventure mode.

I'm rather pleased with how the combat works. I was being a dumbass and fighting in a town and I've methodically taken apart this soap makers head piece by piece. Removed each of his teeth, split apart his eyes, eyelids, cheeks, mouth. Punching him in what's left of his head for fun.

I eventually noticed blood was everywhere and I seem to have drowned some eggplants in this guys blood. Because they died.

I wonder if something is wrong with me.
My last game involved killing everyone in the starting area but one dwarf. And then proceeding to try figuring out how much of its body could be removed without it bleeding to death. When they started getting pale, I just waited a while before resuming. Oddly enough, after removing its legs, arms, and most of its face, they still agreed to come adventuring with me when I asked.


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Tawa

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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134477 on: July 11, 2014, 10:28:05 pm »

Actually, he has over 300 posts and joined in '11.
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134478 on: July 11, 2014, 10:44:25 pm »

Then he's clearly not doing it right.
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134479 on: July 11, 2014, 10:44:33 pm »

Chocolate ice breakfast is best breakfast.
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134480 on: July 11, 2014, 10:52:47 pm »

I'm surprised we're having the "DF players are hardcore and sadistic" conversation in the lower boards.
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134481 on: July 11, 2014, 11:14:01 pm »

Then he's clearly not doing it right.

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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134482 on: July 11, 2014, 11:15:47 pm »

I'm surprised we're having the "DF players are hardcore and sadistic" conversation in the lower boards.

It was inevitable.

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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134483 on: July 11, 2014, 11:23:17 pm »



Found this shirt. Should I buy it for when I study abroad?
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134484 on: July 11, 2014, 11:26:47 pm »

* LordSlowpoke shakes head

you need far more freedom than that to actually make a dent in eastern europe

if anything, it'll be your casual dress, for formal occasions you need to wrap yourself in live eagles while 14 different instances of god bless america blare from your eagletrousers on repeat
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134485 on: July 12, 2014, 01:06:45 am »

I know what I'm doing for the next few hours.
...Eating cats?

My happy: I'm home! :)
I missed new comic day, but oh well. Back in the city! And I'm seeing a couple of my favourite bands play tomorrow.
Bought my ticket a couple of months ago, and somehow haven't lost it!

Edit: Listening to Down's latest release, which I picked up today. Damn this is good.
Also bought The Black Keys' new album.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2014, 02:03:53 am by Yoink »
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« Reply #134486 on: July 12, 2014, 02:36:43 am »

Transistor works on my computer! Sorta! But still! I got further that the second fight!

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« Reply #134487 on: July 12, 2014, 04:49:47 am »

I got ginger beer! :D
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134488 on: July 12, 2014, 09:36:34 am »

I dunno if it's me being tired, but I noticed some people here have adorable avatars and they made me smile and laugh. c:
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Re: [+2014+] HOTFIX RELEASE HYPETRAIN
« Reply #134489 on: July 12, 2014, 09:39:53 am »

This is the first I've been at my computer since DF 2014's release.
I am so hype you have no idea guys. I've been waiting for almost a week.
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