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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16175061 times)

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134175 on: July 08, 2014, 07:14:46 pm »

In fact I kind of actively dislike things like world cups and olympics when they're kind of toted as something that unites people and shit. I mean how hypocritical can you be?
Such as the fact that the people will beat each other up and footballers will fight each other because they lost?
I still say that things like the World Cup have the potential to be the greatest spectacles on Earth. I am of the opinion that we should bring back blood sports like gladiators, but in a civilized way. So basically just film the audience instead of the football match. You could even have special matches, like rioters vs riot police, or wrenches vs fence posts.
Look at it this way: We figure out functional, crowd-viewable VR, and we're SET.
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134176 on: July 08, 2014, 07:15:50 pm »

Crowd-viewable VR? What do you mean? Who gives a crap about E-sports, just have all the countries send their best drunk yobbos and film it

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134177 on: July 08, 2014, 07:17:01 pm »

Audiences watches as blood sport happens. Noone cares because that shit ain't real. Olympics=Hilarious.
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134178 on: July 08, 2014, 07:19:15 pm »

Audiences watches as blood sport happens. Noone cares because that shit ain't real. Olympics=Hilarious.
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134179 on: July 08, 2014, 07:20:23 pm »

T-that's the point. So noone dies? I mean, for extra FUN you could make it so you still felt the blood-sport pain. So when the sword strikes thine nuts, you FEEL the pain.
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« Reply #134180 on: July 08, 2014, 07:21:56 pm »

T-that's the point. So noone dies? I mean, for extra FUN you could make it so you still felt the blood-sport pain. So when the sword strikes thine nuts, you FEEL the pain.
Nah, that somehow seems a whole lot more boring than regular rioting or even just normal video games. It's in the twilight zone between functionality and appealing to the tribalism of man and it ends of just seeming bland and nonthreatening.

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« Reply #134181 on: July 08, 2014, 07:23:16 pm »

You just mad because England got booted from the world cup by 13-year olds' favourite country and Uranus' little brother.
Actually I don't care much for that, seeing as how Liverpool beat England and Suarez got his comeuppance and will forever be known as that guy who bites people.
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« Reply #134182 on: July 08, 2014, 07:24:05 pm »

You just mad because England got booted from the world cup by 13-year olds' favourite country and Uranus' little brother.
Actually I don't care much for that, seeing as how Liverpool beat England and Suarez got his comeuppance and will forever be known as that guy who bites people.

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« Reply #134183 on: July 08, 2014, 07:41:04 pm »

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134184 on: July 08, 2014, 07:48:08 pm »

You could even have special matches, like rioters vs riot police, or wenches vs fence posts.
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134185 on: July 08, 2014, 08:05:35 pm »

In fact I kind of actively dislike things like world cups and olympics when they're kind of toted as something that unites people and shit. I mean how hypocritical can you be?
Such as the fact that the people will beat each other up and footballers will fight each other because they lost?
I still say that things like the World Cup have the potential to be the greatest spectacles on Earth. I am of the opinion that we should bring back blood sports like gladiators, but in a civilized way. So basically just film the audience instead of the football match. You could even have special matches, like rioters vs riot police, or wrenches vs fence posts.
Look at it this way: We figure out functional, crowd-viewable VR, and we're SET.
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The E-sports are going to get a lot more...

Interesting...
I'm in. Let me go get my gloves.
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134186 on: July 08, 2014, 08:07:22 pm »

Passed my intellect check when panhandled with a sob story. He was 'here with his wife for her father's funeral; see, that's her there *points to woman leaving the Walgreens I was leaving from*. We don't have enough money for the hotel, could I have $26?'
After I say no, he immediately goes over to the woman who was leaving the store and starts asking her for money, lol.

Protip: When panhandling, ask for money for something really sad, like medicine for a sick kid. Don't ask for money for a hotel when you clearly just got out of a car and it's a reasonable temperature for sleeping in it. Your story is obviously fake, since almost no one would prefer begging to a moderately uncomfortable night sleeping in a car in a walmart parking lot.
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« Reply #134187 on: July 08, 2014, 08:13:09 pm »

Today, I found out about Tom Bombadil.

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134188 on: July 08, 2014, 08:44:44 pm »

Canada is best country.

I remember one time, a guy who joked a lot that Canada was a hat said like, Goddammit Canada, you dun goofed (I forget why) and I smugly remarked,
"A hat can't do shit, much less screw up."
There was a comedian that said that Canada was like a really nice apartment sitting on top of a meth lab.

That would make sense a few years ago. Now it's more like a worn down apartment leaking oil sitting on top of a burnt out former meth lab that someone got shot in once.

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #134189 on: July 08, 2014, 09:05:19 pm »

Passed my intellect check when panhandled with a sob story. He was 'here with his wife for her father's funeral; see, that's her there *points to woman leaving the Walgreens I was leaving from*. We don't have enough money for the hotel, could I have $26?'
After I say no, he immediately goes over to the woman who was leaving the store and starts asking her for money, lol.

Protip: When panhandling, ask for money for something really sad, like medicine for a sick kid. Don't ask for money for a hotel when you clearly just got out of a car and it's a reasonable temperature for sleeping in it. Your story is obviously fake, since almost no one would prefer begging to a moderately uncomfortable night sleeping in a car in a walmart parking lot.
Eh, 25 bucks is a bit much, but if someone is asking for like, bus-fare, or money to get something to eat? I don't care if they're lying, *someone* is bound to be asking because they actually need it. So I'll give up like, 5 bucks, or bus-fare.

But yeah, 26 bucks, yeahno, sleep in your car :V
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