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[Elephant Parade]

I don't care about the soccer tournament. At all.

[Dutchling]

Yes you do.

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[Elephant Parade]

Yes you do.

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Okay, that's neat.

I care about the soccer tournament exactly as much as I care about other tournaments, i.e. very little unless something interesting happens.

[Darvi]

In fact I kind of actively dislike things like world cups and olympics when they're kind of toted as something that unites people and shit. I mean how hypocritical can you be?

[Glloyd]

You gotta admit, a 7-1 match in soccer is basically the equivalent of total and utter defeat.

I gotta admit, I really don't care. At all.

[Loud Whispers]

I care about the soccer tournament exactly as much as I care about other tournaments, i.e. very little unless something interesting happens.

FOOTBALL

IT IS CALLED

FOOTBALL

SAY IT RIGHT

[Darvi]

FOOSBALL

[Loud Whispers]

CUUUURSE YOOUUUUU AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA

[Darvi]

You just mad because England got booted from the world cup by 13-year olds' favourite country and Uranus' little brother.

[TamerVirus]

FOOTBALL

IT IS CALLED

FOOTBALL

SAY IT RIGHT

U MADDEN???

[Elephant Parade]

CUUUURSE YOOUUUUU AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA

Canada, actually. Though it was probably America that spread "soccer".

[Spehss _]

In fact I kind of actively dislike things like world cups and olympics when they're kind of toted as something that unites people and shit. I mean how hypocritical can you be?

Nothing unites nations like beating the tar out of each other, right?

[Loud Whispers]

You just mad because England got booted from the world cup by 13-year olds' favourite country and Uranus' little brother.

Actually I don't care much for that, seeing as how Liverpool beat England and Suarez got his comeuppance and will forever be known as that guy who bites people.

But you have to call it football.

That is a line you don't cross.

U MADDEN???

GO BAK 2 AMERICA WITH UR HAND EGG

[KingofstarrySkies]

Canada is best country.

I remember one time, a guy who joked a lot that Canada was a hat said like, Goddammit Canada, you dun goofed (I forget why) and I smugly remarked,
"A hat can't do shit, much less screw up."

[Loud Whispers]

In fact I kind of actively dislike things like world cups and olympics when they're kind of toted as something that unites people and shit. I mean how hypocritical can you be?

Such as the fact that the people will beat each other up and footballers will fight each other because they lost?

I still say that things like the World Cup have the potential to be the greatest spectacles on Earth. I am of the opinion that we should bring back blood sports like gladiators, but in a civilized way. So basically just film the audience instead of the football match. You could even have special matches, like rioters vs riot police, or wrenches vs fence posts.