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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16178754 times)

smirk

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133890 on: July 07, 2014, 08:29:52 pm »
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You are a newly-minted fortress guard of the great Solon Figurecalms in Boltedband, a dwarven fortress. Destiny is calling! You are a worshipper of Kezat the Quake of Smoke, the god of victory, war and fortresses.

THE OMENS ALIGN. WE SHALL STRIDE FORTH AND FOUND AN EMPIRE TO COVER THE EARTH ABOVE AND BELOW!
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Quote from: Ciber_Ninja on October 18, 2009, 10:20:29 pm
When i think of toady i think of a toad hopping arround on a keyboard
also
he should stay out of the light it will dry out his skin
his moist amphibian skin
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133891 on: July 07, 2014, 08:30:00 pm »
Advanced worldgen settings:
"Generate divine materials"
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Dwarf Souls: Prepare to Mine
Keep Me Safe - A Girl and Her Computer (Illustrated Game)
Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

Sergarr

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133892 on: July 07, 2014, 08:30:15 pm »
You slash Human 9 in the neck from the side with your steel long sword and the injured part is cloven asunder!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133893 on: July 07, 2014, 08:30:20 pm »
AW SHEIT, JUST GOT AMBUSHED BY DORFS
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SquatchHammer

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133894 on: July 07, 2014, 08:30:44 pm »
Quote from: Janet on July 07, 2014, 08:29:41 pm
ALERT THE INTERNET.

THE HYPETRAIN HAS CRASHED.

36362 DEAD AND 573 INJURED!

AND IT STILL ROLLS ON!!! NO SERIOUSLY ITS GOING TO KEEP GOING TILL EVERYTHING IS PICKED OVER!!!
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

King of Candy Island.

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133895 on: July 07, 2014, 08:30:54 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on July 07, 2014, 08:30:00 pm
Advanced worldgen settings:
"Generate divine materials"
What?
I am firing this thing up right now.
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Take a closer look at this text!

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133896 on: July 07, 2014, 08:31:04 pm »
I came
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133897 on: July 07, 2014, 08:31:08 pm »
Oh god, I've forgotten how to design forts efficiently.


Send help.
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133898 on: July 07, 2014, 08:31:15 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 07, 2014, 08:30:20 pm
AW SHEIT, JUST GOT AMBUSHED BY DORFS
Fucking explode them. EXPLODE THEM ALL!
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When i say "I'm no expert but..." It means "I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about but I'm going to try to sound like i do."

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133899 on: July 07, 2014, 08:31:42 pm »
Quote from: Glloyd on July 07, 2014, 08:31:08 pm
Oh god, I've forgotten how to design forts efficiently.


Send help.
EFFICIENT STUFF IS DUMB

Quote from: smirk on July 07, 2014, 08:29:52 pm
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You are a newly-minted fortress guard of the great Solon Figurecalms in Boltedband, a dwarven fortress. Destiny is calling! You are a worshipper of Kezat the Quake of Smoke, the god of victory, war and fortresses.

THE OMENS ALIGN. WE SHALL STRIDE FORTH AND FOUND AN EMPIRE TO COVER THE EARTH ABOVE AND BELOW!
They misspelled Toady.
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There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...

Loud Whispers

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133900 on: July 07, 2014, 08:31:47 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 07, 2014, 08:30:20 pm
AW SHEIT, JUST GOT AMBUSHED BY DORFS
THE DORFS JUST RECOGNIZED ME AS ONE OF THEM AND SAID HELLO NICELY

WHAT A SWELL BUNCH
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133901 on: July 07, 2014, 08:32:55 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on July 07, 2014, 08:28:33 pm
WHOO!!

FIRST CRASH!!

WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My computer actually blue-screened... and I haven't even loaded up the game yet...
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As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133902 on: July 07, 2014, 08:33:36 pm »
Wait, so toady has made a dynamic story, inside a turn based grid based randomly generated sandbox that generates thousands of years of history and doesn't nag you to read it inside a already packed fortress management game?
Shit, well, I might just re attempt to get into dwarf fortress.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

Loud Whispers

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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133903 on: July 07, 2014, 08:33:58 pm »
NOW I'M CLIMBING UP AN APPLE TREE

40.1 EXTREEEEEME
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Re: [!!2014!!] HYPETRAIN FULL SPEED (Happy thread!)
« Reply #133904 on: July 07, 2014, 08:34:01 pm »
* hits F5 repeatedly
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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