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[LordSlowpoke]

i don't think converting catapults to christianity will ever get old

Why is this in the happy thread and not the shitbricks terrifying thread?

please explain how converting catapults to christianity is terrifying this is beyond the scope of my imagination

are you fearing for someone taking the christian catapult and crusading your face with it

crusades are not a thing christians do anymore

[Mictlantecuhtli]

3-2 Nederlands.

;_; *waves goodbye to bracket*

[BFEL]

i don't think converting catapults to christianity will ever get old

Why is this in the happy thread and not the shitbricks terrifying thread?

please explain how converting catapults to christianity is terrifying this is beyond the scope of my imagination

are you fearing for someone taking the christian catapult and crusading your face with it

crusades are not a thing christians do anymore

Crusades are a thing Christians will always do. "Bringing the light of God to others" is one of the core tenets of the thing, and probably the only one they haven't completely ignored at some point....

BFEL is not a fan of teh Jesusness.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

"Bringing the light of our God(s) to others" is one of the core tenets of the thing every religion ever

FTFY, don't get your vision clouded. Also avoid religious flamebait in Happy thread, kthanks.

[Arx]

Looks like I chose a really poor moment to make that particular joke, then. Apologies if it bothered you.

[BFEL]

"Bringing the light of our God(s) to others" is one of the core tenets of the thing every religion ever

FTFY, don't get your vision clouded. Also avoid religious flamebait in Happy thread, kthanks.

True, and sorry bout that...just got a bit....yeah this is the part where we drop this and talk bout something else...

[Graknorke]

i don't think converting catapults to christianity will ever get old

Why is this in the happy thread and not the shitbricks terrifying thread?

please explain how converting catapults to christianity is terrifying this is beyond the scope of my imagination

are you fearing for someone taking the christian catapult and crusading your face with it

crusades are not a thing christians do anymore

Christion people don't do anymore (at least not in the traditional sense (in the western world)), but catapults don't give a shit. They will bombard your shit for the glory of God and give no fucks what anyone else thinks about it. Catapults are merciless beasts.

[Jopax]

One class down, three more to go. Tho I'm not feeling it that much tbh, the exams have only started two days ago but I feel like they've been on for years now :C

Anyways, on a more cheerful note, an alternative to saying "calm your tits" appears to be "hakuna your tatas"

Fucking ace.

[Vector]

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[miauw62]

Tied up my room and the kitchen, also got up at a reasonable time. Also did 40 not-pushups (They're leaning against a waist-high wall because my arms are so weak I can't actually do a proper push-up). I am feeling like I'm on the path to being a reasonable adult! Unfortunately I probably should have gotten on that path when I was 13, and I am now 16.

hey man, at least you know HOW to do push-ups. I think I understand now after many attemps, but im still not entirely sure :V

E: It only now occured me to check wikipedia and I do appear to be doing it right. Hopefully.
(I can do like 40 before being exhausted which is good enough for me.)

[Arx]

1. Adhere palms to ceiling beams, shoulder width apart.
2. Adhere feet to different ceiling beams.
3. Invert house.
4. Descend, by bending arms, with a straight back until your chest is the width of a fist from the ceiling.
5. Invert house.
6. Descend, by bending arms, with a straight back until your chest is as far from the ceiling as possible.
7. Fall off ceiling.
8. Profit.

[lemon10]

This weeks One Piece. Much amazing. So wow.

[Graknorke]

New book. Buying books feels so great oh wow.

[Fniff]

*snip*

I'm 30, and I'm still not on that path, man. You're ahead of the curve. Feel good about it.

Thanks a lot. I've been feeling kind of down recently but now I feel like I can start doing things.

*snip*

hey man, at least you know HOW to do push-ups. I think I understand now after many attemps, but im still not entirely sure :V

E: It only now occured me to check wikipedia and I do appear to be doing it right. Hopefully.
(I can do like 40 before being exhausted which is good enough for me.)

Hey, knowing isn't the same thing as doing. I'm taking it one step at a time.

Finished watching True Detective. One of my favorite recent shows.

Spoiler: Thematic Spoilers (click to show/hide)

I like how it does a cosmic horror setting. Really, the main reason I don't like cosmic horror as a genre is that it's based on books from the 19th century so even if a blue collar worker sees a shoggoth he has to describe it as an eldritch ichor-beast (Looking at you, Stephen King). It's hard to determine whether or not the Lovecraftian parts are real since the people who directly encounter it are the crazy cult of serial killers and the alcoholic hallucinating detective, and even then it's vague as to what's actually going on. Not every protagonist has to personally shake hands with Cthulhu in a cosmic horror story. Sometimes it's just... weird shit.

[Aklyon]

The current title sorta makes more sense than the last one did. Usually happy thread titles go in the opposite direction, don't they?