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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16315494 times)

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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131835 on: June 17, 2014, 10:22:14 am »

Portugal clearly isn't in top form considering how we shredded them and Ghana isn't as good as expected either, but the chances for the US are still slim.
I'm tempted to go visit a public viewing of the USA-Germany match and troll all the people there into singing old Nazi songs...
Yeah, it's that time again. I guess my neighbours all got that notification:
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"Bundesministerium fur Gesundheit"? What is that, the Ministry of Sneezes?  :P

My German's a bit rusty, but is that basically saying "if you're going to fly the German flag, it has to be under 15cm?"
Can't have the rest of Europe think Germans are having national pride....makes 'em jumpy.
The ministry of health is investigating average penis length. Men with a small dick are being asked to attach German flags to their cars and windows.
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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131836 on: June 17, 2014, 10:26:45 am »

Ahhh....I saw Erektion, but thought I must be misinterpreting that, and just meant "erecting a flag".


Well played, die Trollen. Well played.
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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131837 on: June 17, 2014, 10:29:03 am »

I lol'd at 'ministry of sneezes'.
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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131838 on: June 17, 2014, 10:45:40 am »

The ministry of health is investigating average penis length. Men with a small dick are being asked to attach German flags to their cars and windows.
Yeah there's a similar thing going around the UK too.
Reminds me of the urban myths about saggy trousers being a gay thing, in the sense that it's trying to play on something people feel insecure about to try and either mock them for or dissuade them from a certain thing out of fear of ridicule.
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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131839 on: June 17, 2014, 10:58:01 am »

There was a man who was low riding so far low that when he stooped over to take photos of the paintings on the ground,  he mooned everyone on the bridge. Repeatedly.

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« Reply #131840 on: June 17, 2014, 10:59:32 am »

There was a man who was low riding so far low that when he stooped over to take photos of the paintings on the ground,  he mooned everyone on the bridge. Repeatedly.

Sigg'd.
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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131841 on: June 17, 2014, 11:19:26 am »

The ministry of health is investigating average penis length. Men with a small dick are being asked to attach German flags to their cars and windows.
Yeah there's a similar thing going around the UK too.
Reminds me of the urban myths about saggy trousers being a gay thing, in the sense that it's trying to play on something people feel insecure about to try and either mock them for or dissuade them from a certain thing out of fear of ridicule.

Ah, yes, the claim was specifically that it was a prison culture thing. Obviously, this is false as fuck.
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« Reply #131842 on: June 17, 2014, 11:20:34 am »

Discovered Space Station Soma yesterday. It's the perfect music for playing games.
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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131843 on: June 17, 2014, 11:22:40 am »

« Last Edit: June 17, 2014, 11:24:57 am by Japa »
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« Reply #131844 on: June 17, 2014, 11:55:05 am »

Do you do anything else than make visualizers, Japa? :P
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131845 on: June 17, 2014, 12:28:03 pm »

Reading Greatorder's and Objective's sigs make me happy for some reason.
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« Reply #131846 on: June 17, 2014, 01:01:48 pm »

Belgium defeated Algeria with 2 - 1.
Excuse me.

FJADIGJAGIJGIGOG GO BELGIUM WOOOOOOOOOOOO FIJSDGIJASDGIJASIGOSAFDDGOJP *froths*
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131847 on: June 17, 2014, 01:47:28 pm »

Well since we're discussing the World Cup I may as well dump this here: Nate Silver (or his underlings) presents: FiveThirtyEight's World Cup predictions.

Also today I learned Home Team advantage counts for a half-a-goal per game.
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« Reply #131848 on: June 17, 2014, 02:01:22 pm »

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Re: [ []o ] Toilet? Toileeeeettt (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131849 on: June 17, 2014, 02:55:05 pm »

Infantry reporting!
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