Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Tack]

Metal is all about wearing armor
Knights are all about wearing armor


Knights are righteous
Therefore, Metal is righteous

[Worldmaster27]

Metal is all about wearing armor
Knights are all about wearing armor


Knights are righteous
Therefore, Metal is righteous

This makes total sense.

[Flying Dice]

The Kingsguard are knights and are most certainly not righteous. There's a hole in your chain of reasoning.

[Frumple]

Perhaps the better chain is that righteousness is rightness and there are few things as right as metal. If anything is righteous, 'tis metal. Know that when you shred, God stands and listens, for you play on the strings of its heart torn screaming into reality.

[LordSlowpoke]

what's up with your pursuit of things that are right

are you a nazi

look for some left things once in a while goddamn the concept of balance is not a difficult one

[Frumple]

No need to look left when you can just turn right a few more times and get the same panorama.

This does make navigation considerably more complicated, though. Figuring out how to get places while only making right turns is a heckuva' task.

[Eric Blank]

Walking venison chops are back. Tasty tasty deer.

FTFY

Deer are cute! Don't eat them!

I don't have a firearm big enough to kill them cleanly. Or a freezer. :c

[Frumple]

Chase 'em down and jerk 'em? C'mon, go old school on those scrub scrub-eaters.

[LordSlowpoke]

use a wolf to kill the deer then shoot the wolf

freezer might be a problem harder to solve

[Xantalos]

The Kingsguard are knights and are most certainly not righteous. There's a hole in your chain of reasoning.

Time travel backward 30 years.

[Karnewarrior]

Chase 'em down and jerk 'em? C'mon, go old school on those scrub scrub-eaters.

Jerk em....

-_○?
My mind....

[Frumple]

... you have something against jerky?

[Itnetlolor]

Just checked out the UT3 map pack I mentioned earlier. Still pretty fun. Somehow, the game felt a little slower than I'm used to playing. Then again, maybe it also had something to do with the simpler graphics of the time (and simpler level structure that was less of a chore to climb). Heck, even the music was more intense. Plus, I regularly got slaughtered by the Godlike bots in classic. I died a less predictable fewer deaths than expected in UT3.

Can't beat the classics. Good thing I went map hunting and found a classic in my collection:
http://www.angelmapper.com/gamedev/gamedev.htm
She made some awesome maps for these games, plus an interesting time puzzle game mod for UT3. My personal favorite map of her's has to be CTF-Cathrine (UT99). Trippy and intense. DM-Reconstruct (2k4) is also one of her more fun level designs.

[Arx]

Back!

Mountains climbed: 4
Times path became river: 4
Times path became waterfall: 3
Times path went underwater: Too many to count
Times streams crossed path: Too many to count
Rivers waded: 3
Cave networks explored after dark: 1
Total distance traveled: ~34km
Total distance traveled up and down: A number greater than 1 km
Total time taken: 27 hours.

That was fun.

[LordSlowpoke]

i could have sworn i've seen that exact post here before but at the start of a page