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[Worldmaster27]

The cat makes me want to keep looking at it until lunchtime ends :< So cute~

Spoiler: more of el gato (click to show/hide)

So cute
c:
(S)he looks sad though. :c

[My Name is Immaterial]

I am now a graduate of high school.

Spoiler: Speech (click to show/hide)

When I was asked to speak today, I knew instantly that I didn’t want to do the bland “Thank you all for everything” speech. Then, I hit on a really good idea, and I realized that I was doomed to make that speech after all. Either way, you’re not interested in my moaning.
I came up here today to thank all of my friends. My classmates, my parents, [Redacted], my mentor, the staff, I consider you all to be my friends.
My friends, I want to say thank you for giving me the chance to know you.
I want to say thank you for the memories we made.
Thank you for the jokes we shared, and for staying by my side when things got dark.
Thank you for putting up with me when I was being rude, foolish or annoying.
For rolling the dice with me and for listening to me talking nonsense.
For showing up at my house when I pester you too. Except Brandon. I know you’re not out there today, but know that I still haven’t forgiven you.
For laughing at my laughable attempts at humor.
For teaching things I would never have learned otherwise and for pushing me past my limits.
For the ups and the downs.
My friends, I want to say thank you.

Now, I’ve been asked to read an excerpt from a poem by some of my friends. It really means alot to my advisory, since it’s been with us since freshman year.

Where did all the Hummers go?
I want my Hummer back,
I want to be a gas-guzzling maniac!!!
I can’t put my foot to the floor,
And no longer have trunk space galore!
Hummers are so big and tall,
In my Prius I feel so small!
Where did all the Hummers go?

My friends, may you live in interesting times. Thank you.

[Frumple]

Cannot tell if passive-aggressive or not

Style points for ending on a terrible curse, I guess...? I'll just extend my wishes from over here that they all live interesting, fulfilling lives in incredibly boring times.

... also condolences for apparently going through the graduation ceremony. Or is it congratulations? I... I'm never quite sure. Every one I've been to* has been pretty miserable, from a physical perspective.

*Something like a half-dozen now, only one of which my own and under great duress, due to various things.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Cannot tell if passive-aggressive or not

It was mostly passive, but the part about Brandon was very aggressive.

Style points for ending on a terrible curse, I guess...? I'll just extend my wishes from over here that they all live interesting, fulfilling lives in incredibly boring times.

Thank you! I guess?

... also condolences for apparently going through the graduation ceremony. Or is it congratulations? I... I'm never quite sure. Every one I've been to* has been pretty miserable, from a physical perspective.

Eh. I had a good (enough) time. Sorry to hear that yours weren't as not bad.

[hops]

weren't as not bad.

* Objective twitches

[My Name is Immaterial]

weren't as not bad.

* Objective twitches

It's what came to my tired brain. It stays.

[Frumple]

Were not as not bad. It works well enough.

[MaximumZero]

Habanero sour cream. When used sparingly, it's not so bad. Toss a couple of dollops onto a burrito already loaded with hot sauce and it becomes downright brutal.

[Bauglir]

Why dirty a burrito? Why not simply spoon directly into mouth?

[MaximumZero]

I'm not generally a fan of sour cream. Burritos are the only thing I eat it in, unless I'm cooking with it.

[Frumple]

Why dirty a burrito? Why not simply spoon directly into mouth?

Because burritos exist to be defiled.

[Owlga]

Because burritos exist to be defiled.

Burrito NTR manga.

[LordSlowpoke]

today i learned that burritos actually have anything to defile in them

what the thing is i may probably never know

[Xantalos]

Kung Fu Panda 2 is actually a really good movie.
Gary Oldman is the most badass peacock ever.

[Frumple]

Because burritos exist to be defiled.

Burrito NTR manga.

So hell, what would it be, burritoxtaco, burritoxchimichanga? The latter being deep fried would fit well into the scary brown people theme that's not entirely uncommon in NTR... poor taco, I guess.

E: And now I'm envisioning a honeypot espionage scenario, with taco the target and chimichanga the handler. Culinary war world? I could see this working out pretty well...