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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15765021 times)

Tack

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131205 on: June 11, 2014, 11:51:13 am »

Three Fourteen Eight Nine options lay ahead of Tack at this point.
1. Ironically say something like 'That's retarded', for black humor appeal.
2. Take the high road and rebuke pisskop for his making fun of topical disabilities.
3. Call BS on the autism claim.
4. Believe the autism claim, and get annoyed at RZ getting in the way of others cheap laughs.
5. Mention something about Toady and the inflammability of the previous few posts.
6. Shout 'Triggers are my trigger!' so that all must pity me.
7. Write 'Wrong thread'.
8. Get popcorn.
9. Spin some whopper about how I constantly insult my Autistic friends, but that's OK because I'm Australian.
It was 14, but the above are the only ones that seemed 'in character' for me. Possible others were play to popular appeal and wait for a girl to post so that I could make a show of white-knighting. I thought of doing the latter ironically, but similar to saying 'swag' ironically, I would inevitably still be a douchebag.

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Edit. Pisskop did a 'emotionally sensitive' thing.
Gee Pisskop. Gold star.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131206 on: June 11, 2014, 11:55:40 am »

Point nine, Tack - I see a discrepancy, I think.
Isn't having no friends the whole point of autism? Therefore, you cannot have autistic friends? Or I miss something?
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131207 on: June 11, 2014, 11:59:06 am »

I am diagnosted with not-autism and I have no friends. Clearly you missed something.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131208 on: June 11, 2014, 12:03:57 pm »

I am diagnosted with not-autism and I have no friends. Clearly you missed something.
So we're not your friends? ._.

It's very silly to say that if No friends = autism. :V
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« Reply #131209 on: June 11, 2014, 12:04:18 pm »

I am diagnosted with not-autism and I have no friends. Clearly you missed something.
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Okay? I guess?
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131210 on: June 11, 2014, 12:18:40 pm »

Good Guy Dentist continues to be Good Guy. Not only does he squeeze me in for an emergency patch job (had a partial filling pop loose the other night) but I'm in and out in 10 minutes.

I was expecting drills and novocaine and such, and he's like "Hmmm....yeah, I got this," and proceeds to drip some gel into the hole, bake it with a UV pen for about 30 seconds, and then says "Okay, don't eat for half and hour and don't pick at it. We'll do a permanent filling later on."

And then proceeded to not charge me, since I'll be coming back in a month or so anyways for the filling (which will be less than $200).
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131211 on: June 11, 2014, 12:19:20 pm »

I want your dentist.

Isn't having no friends the whole point of autism?
Go play To The Moon.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131212 on: June 11, 2014, 12:48:30 pm »

I've never paid a dime for my dentist-needs.

I still avoid them like the plague. Even the thought of going gives me shivers. Huh, seems my aversion to needles is stronger than I thought.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131213 on: June 11, 2014, 12:54:20 pm »

Been going to this guy for about 15 years now. Unbelievably good experiences, especially considering that my childhood dentist was like Vlad the Impaler. I actually learned how to meditate as a survival mechanism for coping with the amounts of pain and blood loss that came from those childhood visits to the dentist.

My daughter actually gets excited about going to the dentist, that's how good he is.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131214 on: June 11, 2014, 01:08:26 pm »

Point nine, Tack - I see a discrepancy, I think.
Isn't having no friends the whole point of autism? Therefore, you cannot have autistic friends? Or I miss something?

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« Reply #131215 on: June 11, 2014, 01:30:24 pm »

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131216 on: June 11, 2014, 01:32:28 pm »

I... thought you graduated a while ago?
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« Reply #131217 on: June 11, 2014, 01:38:23 pm »

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131218 on: June 11, 2014, 01:40:46 pm »

Oh, sweet. Cheap knowledge 8)
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #131219 on: June 11, 2014, 02:24:53 pm »

Speaking of signing up for classes, I have arranged a first-semester college schedule which is probably a little masochistic but crushes course requirements with extreme prejudice, so I'm hyped that it works out.
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