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[Yoink]

Watch Dogs. AC is terrible.

[Furtuka]

:/ the internet reeeaaaally needs to do something about how it refers to at least 3 different franchises all with the same acronym AC

[Gunner-Chan]

It's a choice between Assassins Creed or Assassins Creed with cell phones and guns anyway. I'd just buy something completely different.

[Tack]

Assassin's creed has guns.
But not cell phones.

[Sirus]

Hyrule Warriors is looking fantastic!

Something bothers me about Impa.
She's a Sheika, right? And Sheika are basically ninjas, right? Why on earth did they make a ninja the two-handed-greatsword-swinging-power-attacker? Seems like that would be something more suited to a Goron or whatever.

Other than that, at least it looks pretty.

[Tack]

Yeah, Impa should be more like Brawl impa. Knives n' such.

[Trapezohedron]

*mouth agape*
More likely than you think.
Boobs in my Zelda series?

[Putnam]

Have you seen the great fairies in Twilight Princess?

[Trapezohedron]

Nope. I'm stuck with my ocarinas and times.

To be fair, I never owned any Nintendo game console, 'cept the portable ones.

[Putnam]

(totes topless with godiva hair, if you wanted to know)

[Parsely]

Something bothers me about Impa.
She's a Sheika, right? And Sheika are basically ninjas, right? Why on earth did they make a ninja the two-handed-greatsword-swinging-power-attacker? Seems like that would be something more suited to a Goron or whatever.

Yeah, the Sheikah are very ninja-like. Zelda's alter ego in Super Smash uses lots of very fast Eastern-looking martial arts (presumably taught to her by Impa), and in Ocarina of Time Impa has a small Japanese sword on her lower back. Both characters in Ocarina of Time are very athletic and they also do some ninja vanishing shit with flash bombs/deku nuts. But honestly there's no canon depictions of Sheikah fighting because they're so mysterious. But their appearance and other evidence suggests that they probably don't swing zweihanders around.

BUT. In Dynasty Warriors you can equip whatever you want. Characters have weapon affinities, stuff they're meant to use and depicted as favoring, but in the end you can swing whatever with whomever.

[Putnam]

I love physicists. DONUT observed the Tau Neutrino. Neutrinos (right-handed ones specifically) are a good candidate for WIMPs (Weakly Interacting Massive Particles) that are most likely to make up Dark Matter (the other main-line option, however unlikely, being MACHOs--Massive compact halo objects. RAMBOs--Robust associations of massive baryonic objects--are a related concept). The second generation of Quark are "Strange and Charm" and the third generation were once known as "Truth and Beauty" (before being renamed to "Top and Bottom", as if to dissuade people from hurting their brains trying to find a fourth generation of matter, which is about 99.99999% not a thing).

[Sergarr]

Massive neutrinos? DOES NOT COMPUTE

[Graknorke]

Nope. I'm stuck with my ocarinas and times.

To be fair, I never owned any Nintendo game console, 'cept the portable ones.

Have you seen the great fairies in Ocarina of Time? They're equally topless.

Also Sergarr, neutrinos have mass but no charge.

[Sirus]

Nope. I'm stuck with my ocarinas and times.

To be fair, I never owned any Nintendo game console, 'cept the portable ones.

* Sirus looks at the Great Faires, Ruto, Naboruu (along with most other Gerudo), Impa, even Malon

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