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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16198448 times)

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129750 on: May 22, 2014, 11:20:48 am »

I managed to bike home from school (3.5km) in a bit more than 7 minutes.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129751 on: May 22, 2014, 12:31:19 pm »

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129752 on: May 22, 2014, 12:34:33 pm »


Uuh.

I have nothing witty or interesting on this topic.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129753 on: May 22, 2014, 12:53:08 pm »

Fact: In D&D, a Wizard's spells are more powerful with a higher Intelligence. In fact, a Wizard must have an Intelligence score of at least 10 + Spell Level to even cast a spell.

Fact: According to the D&D 3.5 FAQ, and several implications from earlier editions, one point of Intelligence equates to 10 points of IQ.

Fact: IQ is dependent on the population, and needs to be rescaled every so often to keep the average at 100.

Conclusion: Wizards derive their power, not from being smart, but from being smarter than everyone else.

Corollary: If you wish to weaken a mighty wizard in preparation for a duel, simply murder the stupidest half of the population. Repeat until the average intellect is recentered at, or above, your target's own.

EDIT: You may be able to accomplish a similar result by handing out Headbands of Intellect by the truckload, but only to those with an already-low Intelligence score. I'm a bit too lazy to work out whether the global shift in intellect that results would amplify or dampen the effects of the headbands. It would certainly require a lot of work to figure out exactly how many to hand out, and to whom; murder is probably more cost-effective than utopia.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2014, 01:02:48 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129754 on: May 22, 2014, 01:13:26 pm »

I have 15.6 Int points. Therefore, I can cast 5th level spells.
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« Reply #129755 on: May 22, 2014, 01:25:04 pm »

Back in the old days, low IQ usually meant sterilization. And in Nazi Germany, well, shit happened. Someone really hated wizards.
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« Reply #129756 on: May 22, 2014, 01:49:19 pm »

Yeah, I was hoping to avoid linking what's basically stupid rules bullshit to real-world events, because the only relevant ones are waaaaayyyyyy off-topic.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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« Reply #129757 on: May 22, 2014, 02:21:27 pm »

I signed up for an Introduction to Philosophy class for next year.
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« Reply #129758 on: May 22, 2014, 03:15:56 pm »

I'm feeling good about my appearance for some reasons.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129759 on: May 22, 2014, 03:17:44 pm »

I signed up for an Introduction to Philosophy class for next year.
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« Reply #129760 on: May 22, 2014, 03:46:32 pm »

I AM THE OVERLORD, FOR I HAVE WON IN THE 1000 BLANK WHITE CARDS!
Feels nice to win in a forum game. :D
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129761 on: May 22, 2014, 04:01:18 pm »

I feel unusually drawn to the new Longitude Prize thing, even though I have no practical skills that could help me win at all. That won't stop me from having irrational optimism though. It's something I don't get to feel very often.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129763 on: May 22, 2014, 04:23:01 pm »

I wanna play as Tingle.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #129764 on: May 22, 2014, 04:25:03 pm »

Great, they've made Link look even more like a girl :P
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