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[TamerVirus]

As a former student of a hyper elite New York private school, I can vouch that the tales of ungodly bacchanalia that arise amongst people with excess is quite plausible

[Yoink]

Guess I should wear cologne, then.

Please don't.

Or, at least, if you do, do so responsibly. Other people's lungs will thank you.

BUT I NEED TO DOUSE MYSELF IN IT TO MAKE THE LADIES LIKE ME RIGHT? RIGHT??
I'M INTERPRETING THE ADVERTISEMENTS RIGHT, RIGHT?!

I don't think I've ever worn cologne. It's like... deodorant but stinkier, right?

[TamerVirus]

Guess I should wear cologne, then.

Please don't.

Or, at least, if you do, do so responsibly. Other people's lungs will thank you.

BUT I NEED TO DOUSE MYSELF IN IT TO MAKE THE LADIES LIKE ME RIGHT? RIGHT??
I'M INTERPRETING THE ADVERTISEMENTS RIGHT, RIGHT?!

I don't think I've ever worn cologne. It's like... deodorant but stinkier, right?

3 words for you.

AXE BODY SPRAY

[MaximumZero]

A really nice smelling deodorant is all I've ever needed. No Axe. That stuff smells like a wet dog rolled around at a garbage dump.

[Yoink]

...Take an axe to my body spray? Or take an axe to people wearing body spray?
Instructions unclear, doused self in blood and gore instead of cologne.

A really nice smelling deodorant is all I've ever needed. No Axe. That stuff smells like a wet dog rolled around at a garbage dump.

Really? What a rip. I smell like that half the time already!

[RedKing]

Yeah, I never use cologne. And yet I've been asked by more than a few women what I'm wearing because apparently I smell awesome. Which is just kinda weird.

[TamerVirus]

The power of MEGA PHEROMONES

[Kadzar]

...Take an axe to my body spray? Or take an axe to people wearing body spray?
Instructions unclear, doused self in blood and gore instead of cologne.

Yeah, that'll certainly get the ladies' attention. Don't be dismayed if they run away from you or call people on their phones; they're just telling their friends how hot you are.

[Knit tie]

I dislike cologne because the smell tends to become horribly annoying after a couple of hours. If I have to smell good I use eau de toilette, which is much more diluted and can be easily sidelined by your brain.

[RedKing]

Yeaahhhh....I'm not rubbing anything on me with the word "toilet" in it.

[Owlga]

I will say, conversations like this remind me of the one big negative I sometimes notice to living with Janet.

She really would rather she smell like she just worked on armor and swords. So smoke and sweat. She's stopped NOW since she's got a job opportunity coming up but it's wasn't exactly pleasant given she's totally fine staying that way till taking a shower at night.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What's wrong with smelling like smoke?

[My Name is Immaterial]

I find that a simple roll-on deodorant suits me nicely. Either my force of personality overrides the force of my odor, or it works.

[Knit tie]

I use a salt crystal deodorant usually, it has the advantage of not really having a smell.

[Steelmagic]

I, personally, like the smell of smoke. I used to jump into the smoke of fireworks to smell it. Of course, I'm not very bright, or sensible about this kind of stuff. My sense of smell is very odd.