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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16181365 times)

Yoink

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127590 on: April 25, 2014, 07:57:20 am »
I hate Google so badly. I miss having a YT account.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127591 on: April 25, 2014, 08:30:47 am »
Quote from: Sheb on April 25, 2014, 06:49:39 am
I fixed my pants.  :)
Don't people usually neuter pants' contents?
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127592 on: April 25, 2014, 08:32:26 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on April 25, 2014, 08:30:47 am
Quote from: Sheb on April 25, 2014, 06:49:39 am
I fixed my pants.  :)
Don't people usually neuter pants' contents?
No.

Unless your dog wears pants. The contents of people pants should never be "fixed."

* kaijyuu shivers in horror.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127593 on: April 25, 2014, 08:36:09 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 25, 2014, 08:32:26 am
Quote from: Helgoland on April 25, 2014, 08:30:47 am
Quote from: Sheb on April 25, 2014, 06:49:39 am
I fixed my pants.  :)
Don't people usually neuter pants' contents?
No.

Unless your dog wears pants. The contents of people pants should never be "fixed."

* kaijyuu shivers in horror.
Why not?
Surgical birth control is far harder to forget about than anything external.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127594 on: April 25, 2014, 08:37:50 am »
Most methods I know of are irreversible D:

Well okay I can see some people wanting that. But still! Keep those scissors away from me.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127595 on: April 25, 2014, 08:41:03 am »
I'm starting to love Word Filter.
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It would seem the admins had 'the talk' with r/ShitAmericansSay about brigading. Naturally, Pyramid Head is immediately brought up and so far light buttery popcorn
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When in doubt about your own guilt, accuse Pyramid Head of doing the same. Brigading? Doxxing? Being hypockyritical? Being a shitlord? Why not Pyramid Head?
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"There is a theory that women see sex as a exchange coin" Accusations of James Sunderland and Pyramid Head in /r/AskReddit!
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a commenter is upset over a joke about a man trying to get his wife killed. said comment then gets posted to Pyramid Head. goes about as well as expected.
That last one was perfect.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127596 on: April 25, 2014, 08:44:20 am »
These Haikus are weird,
We made them out of goodness
But they're all evil.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127597 on: April 25, 2014, 09:14:06 am »
I leave to tank game
Returning to haiku chat
How did this transform.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127598 on: April 25, 2014, 09:31:51 am »
Spoiler: hue hue hue hue hue (click to show/hide)
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127599 on: April 25, 2014, 09:32:44 am »
Dwarf Fortress haiku
All the verses have magma
The poem is struck down.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127600 on: April 25, 2014, 09:35:14 am »
This is a haiku
Pretty obvious, you think
But I still say it
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127601 on: April 25, 2014, 09:40:40 am »
I just realized
The stealth pun in Bay Watcher
How did I miss that
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127602 on: April 25, 2014, 09:50:15 am »
...Wh-what?
* Yoink stares at the screen uncomprehendingly.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127603 on: April 25, 2014, 09:53:48 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 25, 2014, 08:37:50 am
Most methods I know of are irreversible D:

Well okay I can see some people wanting that. But still! Keep those scissors away from me.
                                                                                                                        I thought you're a girl.
                                                                                                                  I have to stop seeing people here
                                                                                                                           As their avatars.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #127604 on: April 25, 2014, 09:58:02 am »
What? Toph not sufficiently manly for you?

Also I don't think I'd mind surgical birth control. I really don't like kids and I'm pretty much sure I never ever want them. Maybe something to look into.
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