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[Gunner-Chan]

Welp... After a long time playing dark souls without being online. Now... Now I know why I was playing half the game. I just invaded and killed someone. Someone that seemed VERY new at that.

Welcome to dark souls bitch! .D

I'm actually so giddy after that I needed to distance myself and take a short break

[tahujdt]

Shakespearean poems are iambic verse
To thee, I say: you could do so much worse.

[Descan]

Wakka Wakka Wak
Wakka Wakka Wakka Wak
Wakka Wakka Wak

[Bauglir]

... I just had an idea for the stupidest kerning algorithm. But since it mostly uses code I've already written, maybe I should implement it.

... What? You mean I was supposed to post this in the form of a poem? Oops.

[Putnam]

Wakka Wakka Wak
Wakka Wakka Wakka Wak
Wakka Wakka Wak

HMM?!

[Arx]

Shakespearean poems are iambic verse
To thee, I say: you could do so much worse.

Yes, you mentioned that already, thanks.

... I just had an idea for the stupidest kerning algorithm. But since it mostly uses code I've already written, maybe I should implement it.

... What? You mean I was supposed to post this in the form of a poem? Oops.

Poetry is optional, but suggested.

[mastahcheese]

[Elephant Parade]

A haiku has five
syllables, seven, then five.
This poem is not haiku.

[Flying Dice]

Wakka Wakka Wak
Wakka Wakka Wakka Wak
Wakka Wakka Wak

Blitzball will die soon,
Sweet, swift pain, no autumnal
Fading for evil.

((I know that was the wrong reference, but it needed to be made.))

[hops]

Now I want someone to make a haiku listing GoT deaths.

[Vector]

If I do try in feet - iambs - to write
does it seem forced, my readers put to flight?

You sound like Dickinson, my dear.
As for your diction--never fear
Compared to leaden, moody prose,
The ugliest lines spring like a rose.

[Descan]

... What reference was I making? O_O

[mastahcheese]

My quivering loins.
It's the Viking's enemy.
But how will it end?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Been playing a game I picked up on the Humble Bundle a while back called Intrustion 2.

More games should have scenes where you blow up a giant VTOL thing with arms, and then snowboard down a mountainside in some of it's debris, all the time fighting giant robot worms and rocket launcher equipped rocket-snowboarding ninjas.

[mastahcheese]

Defeating VTOLs.
Snowboard down the mountain side.
A wonderful game.