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[tahujdt]

I don't think that I value the chance I have to mess with my little brother's head enough. Yesterday, while my mom was explaining the comma to him, I warned him about the dangers of small lizards camouflaged as commas.

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In other words, Comma Chameleons.

[Tack]

Oh man- lies told to young relatives:

I and my brothers managed to convince our young cousin that all milk chocolate had 'cocoa worms' in it, and that if the worms accidentally survived the chocolate process, they could grow in your stomach and kill you. Of course, once you got older than 14 it was safe to eat, because your immune system could kill the cocoa worms.
Here's the kicker: We told him about it on Easter Friday, and only rectified it Monday afternoon (and even then he wasn't sure).

I felt bad, but it really was hilarious.

[Yoink]

...You mean a buck's night?

Oh man- lies told to young relatives:

I and my brothers managed to convince our young cousin that all milk chocolate had 'cocoa worms' in it, and that if the worms accidentally survived the chocolate process, they could grow in your stomach and kill you. Of course, once you got older than 14 it was safe to eat, because your immune system could kill the cocoa worms.
Here's the kicker: We told him about it on Easter Friday, and only rectified it Monday afternoon (and even then he wasn't sure).

I felt bad, but it really was hilarious.

That. Is brilliant. Oh man.

[Graknorke]

...You mean a buck's night?

You mean stag?

[Helgoland]

ÆØÅ!

[Yoink]

...You mean a buck's night?

You mean stag?

Well, they're called buck's nights here, for whatever reason. *shrug*

[TD1]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

* Arx plays air violin

Seriously, congratulations. Many happy returns years together!

* GUNINANRUNIN pulls a piano out if his pocket.

* Arx currently plays flute, but used to play violin.

* scrdest starts a guitar battle with Maximum Zero.

* Th4DwArfY1 pulls a violin out of an umbrella stand, because he also plays!

I'd also bring my sister. She's a walking band. Bagpipes, drums, violins, pianos; really, nearly everything but guitar

Congratulations MZ and Wolfeyez!

[Sheb]

Well, I'll do the juggling for the entertainment then. 

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke whips out a kazoo

TOET

[Knit tie]

*Knit Tie cannot play anything, but he is an exerienced event organizer!

[Flying Dice]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

Congrats, you two! 

[sjm9876]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

* sjm9876 pulls out a harmonica

congrats guys

[Kansa]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

Congratulations

[Mephansteras]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

Congratulations!


My happy for the day is related: This is my last day of work before I get married on Saturday. Sooo hard to focus on work stuff, but so much to do before I ditch out on it for a few days.

[TD1]

More congratulations to you and your happy fiancee!

I hear there's a wild party being planned for MZ. Perhaps that can be merged into your stag? We have blackjack, booze and hookers!