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[Pnx]

He didn't respond after I told him I didn't have a phone because my parents also lived in the woods. He probably uses that question as his troll-detector. Then again, poe's law is in effect here

Spoiler: I just wanted love (click to show/hide)

I'll do more if he responds or someone else picks up the slack. Greatness requires patience, son.

... I'm embarassed to admit I laughed quite a bit at that, but I think you might be a little bit of a terrible person for doing this. Just a little bit.

Tack, you read a lot of webcomics.

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Days seem so long when you get up at six. So much time!

Trust me, he has nothing on me.

[kaenneth]

Probably NSFW

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>>>>>My stepson's door is closed, and his light on the router is going nuts.

>>>>Greatest euphemism for jerking off I've heard in a long time. It really captures the modern era of masturbation.

>>>Yeah the material is amazing these days, back when I was his age all I had were the underwear sections of the JC Penney Catalog. I tried once to get a victoria's secret catalog subscription, but I forgot to use a fake name, and my mother wasn't amused.

>>I got my first VS catalog at 15. My mom was overjoyed I liked girls.

>She must have been pretty upset when your first order showed up

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/23ox7g/parents_that_are_aware_of_their_children/

[Tack]

I am amused and require a link to bookmark, forget and then remember in a few months.

Wait, I thought by started, he meant that was his webcomic.

It is not. I don't write webcomics- sadly.
Link anyway

[Parsely]

I am amused and require a link to bookmark, forget and then remember in a few months.

Wait, I thought by started, he meant that was his webcomic.

[MaximumZero]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

[Bauglir]

Don't worry, we'll hold an informal one for you. With blackjack, and whiskey.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Congrats!

[AlleeCat]

He didn't respond after I told him I didn't have a phone because my parents also lived in the woods. He probably uses that question as his troll-detector. Then again, poe's law is in effect here

Should have given him your number and then played bear noises over the phone.

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

Woo!!!

[Sirus]

Don't worry, we'll hold an informal one for you. With blackjack, and whiskey.

And hookers!
...or not.

Anyways, congrats you two! Wishing you much happiness.

[Arx]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

* Arx plays air violin

Seriously, congratulations. Many happy returns years together!

[Descan]

So, which one is the night creature, and which one is the night creature spouse?

Considering your first engagement announcement on the forum was of the ring over her Batman shirt...

I'm sure the transformation is relatively painless, MZ.

[kaenneth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp1J7sPN6_A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BfnRmuDCiQ

[EnigmaticHat]

Don't worry, we'll hold an informal one for you. With blackjack, and whiskey.

http://vimeo.com/4590203

[Knit tie]

The forumite MaximumZero and the forum stalker Wolfeyez have gotten married! They have decided to forgo any formal celebration.

Congratulations! May your love be as long and beautiful as Siberian winters!

[Descan]

So... Eternal, frozen, unyielding?

Littered with the frozen corpses of extinct giants?

Filled with North Asian hunters and mineral resources?

Under the heavy boot-heel of Russian imperialism?

Sounds like a glorious marriage to me!