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[Xantalos]

I found someone's speculation on what would happen with a slight alteration to the star wars saga.

Let's say Yoda hitches a ride with Padme. I don't think Anakin would think Padme was boning Yoda, so he wouldn't have reacted as violently, so I'll say Padme doesn't get choked. Yoda vs Anakin would have been awesome, with Anakin really showing off his potential. A duel between those two would have been like two magnets smashing into each other, rebounding and then smashing into each other again, over and over, like an infinity loop. In the end I think Anakin's reckless fury gets the best of him again, but instead of jumping to his dismemberment, he simply leaves himself open and Yoda zooms by with a one hit kill. Yoda makes sure he's dead, Anakin doesn't survive this one.

 The stress puts Padme in labor and she leaves Mustafar with Yoda. She gives birth to the twins and survives.

 Oh yeah, Palpatine skewers Kenobi with ease.

 Yoda doesn't bother attacking Palpatine, he's too entrenched at this point. Padme and Yoda take the kids to some backwater planet, not Dagobah. Padme raises the kids as their mother should, and Yoda starts their Jedi training early. The twins grow up without any other kids around them, so you know incest happens. They head off to join the Rebellion around age 18, they spend time away from each other and with other people, so they knock off the incest. Eventually the twins square off against the Emperor and his new apprentice. The Emperor tries to turn them by telling them Yoda and Padme killed their father, but then they're like "We know, they told us what happened. They told us you made our father ka-razy". The Emperor pits his apprentice against the twins, but he can't take them alone, so the Emperor joins the fight. Because the Sith are idiots, they end up fighting each other, and the twins use the opportunity well. The Emperor and his apprentice are killed, the Empire falls, and the heroes and the galaxy live happily ever after. The twins totally start making out and the credits roll.

[Empiricist]

Ironically enough, reading the "Things that made you rage today" and "Things that made you sad today" threads. It's quite comforting to see how supportive the community is.

[TD1]

Dunno about you lot, but the huge amount of chocolate I got this Easter was enough to make me happy, no matter what.

Though, someone did tell me that chocolate Easter eggs are only a British thing. I was surprised, and if they're telling the truth I'm sad for you. Easter should be about huge amounts of chocolate eggs.

[Knit tie]

Dunno about you lot, but the huge amount of chocolate I got this Easter was enough to make me happy, no matter what.

Though, someone did tell me that chocolate Easter eggs are only a British thing. I was surprised, and if they're telling the truth I'm sad for you. Easter should be about huge amounts of chocolate eggs.

How about some actual eggs and cake and flan?

[miauw62]

Don't worry, huge amounts of chocolate happens in Belgium too.
That said, there has been a small pack of chocolate eggs in the cupboard for this entire month, so~

[Graknorke]

Don't worry, huge amounts of chocolate happens in Belgium too.

Yeah but that's a year-round thing.
My defining memory of Belgium is walking around and seeing chocolate tits in shop windows.

[TD1]

Dunno about you lot, but the huge amount of chocolate I got this Easter was enough to make me happy, no matter what.

Though, someone did tell me that chocolate Easter eggs are only a British thing. I was surprised, and if they're telling the truth I'm sad for you. Easter should be about huge amounts of chocolate eggs.

How about some actual eggs and cake and flan?

Nope. Chocolate eggs, cake, pork, turkey, peas, potatoes (They're everywhere!) and copious amounts of beetroots and pickled onion.
It totally tastes better together than it sounds.

[WealthyRadish]

Bought some carrots. Chocolate's bad for you, yo.

[Yoink]

Easter is pretty much all about chocolate (especially eggs), here. I'm shocked to hear that it's different elsewhere. O.o

[TD1]

Easter is pretty much all about chocolate (especially eggs), here. I'm shocked to hear that it's different elsewhere. O.o

As was I!

People are missing out.

[doolydeath1]

Click below to see great tits. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Tit
Where you expecting something else? pervert..

[LordSlowpoke]

Click below to see great tits. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

i see your great tits and raise my own great tits

Spoiler: and the link actually works, too (click to show/hide)

[doolydeath1]

Click below to see great tits. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

i see your great tits and raise my own great tits

Spoiler: and the link actually works, too (click to show/hide)

But I fixed it..

[Yoink]

Time for some Game of Thrones!

Also:

Spoiler: Damn, that's a great ass. (click to show/hide)

[TD1]

I've never seen an ass with such great cheeks before!