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[Descan]

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I make my own clothes, when I have the time and fabric. >_>

*Falls to his knees in mindless worship of a superior being*
Pics?

Sorry, it's been a few years, none of my current clothes are home-made. :/

[scrdest]

So don't worry, you are not a pleb in my eyes. You are an ideal my wretched soul will never reach.

Knit, you belong in fin-de-siecle Paris. You'd fit right in.

I have a habit of spouting poetic-sounding bullshit when depressed.

*sigh* okay, I'll fix your time machine as long as you promise to tell the guy who invented it to double-check next time. Now, off you go to your 1890s.

* scrdest mutters something obscene about the amount of one-use only time machines.

Oh yeah, and kill Hitler, while you're at it.

[LordSlowpoke]

Oh yeah, and kill Hitler, while you're at it.

bad idea

like legit

do you not know the hitler clauses, it's a whole tome already

[scrdest]

Oh yeah, and kill Hitler, while you're at it.

bad idea

like legit

do you not know the hitler clauses, it's a whole tome already

Eh, he screws up, he can go back again.

[TD1]

And meet himself? Paradox Begins

[LordSlowpoke]

And meet himself? Paradox Begins

* LordSlowpoke slaps the paradox out of the thread

it's not going to publish east vs west anyway

it's worthless

[majikero]

Depends on when exactly you kill him. If your killing him during WW1 means trying to find him and killing him just after he took power means he dies a martyr.

[scrdest]

And meet himself? Paradox Begins

* LordSlowpoke slaps the paradox out of the thread

it's not going to publish east vs west anyway

it's worthless

Well of course it isn't, we wouldn't have east vs west if Knit tie assassinated Hitler. At least not in the same timeframe.

[Descan]

Kill him and his cronies after he's gotten Germany back on track but before he goes after Czechoslovakia.

[scrdest]

Kill him and his cronies after he's gotten Germany back on track but before he goes after Czechoslovakia.

Wouldn't work. Post-Hitler German economy was heavily reliant on the large-scale looting during the war, it'd just crash again.

[majikero]

It'll be an odd world where Hitler is a German national hero. The successor might not have the charisma to lead Germany to war or they have Hitler as a rallying cry to go to war.

[Loud Whispers]

It'll be an odd world where Hitler is a German national hero. The successor might not have the charisma to lead Germany to war or they have Hitler as a rallying cry to go to war.

What would a cold war between the Nazi Empire and the Soviet Union be like?

[TD1]

Depends. The country may also succumb to communism; who knows what would have happened had Hitler not killed most of them.

[Loud Whispers]

Brb writing Gestapo vs KGB story

[scrdest]

There's another possibility, namely old aristocracy winning. But still, that really wouldn't fix the main problem, Hitler was just the tip of the sore, but he didn't even found the Nazi Party. IIRC he was the eight person to join.