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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16177090 times)

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126735 on: April 16, 2014, 07:33:36 pm »

Sounds a bit like Curse of the NecroDancer.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126736 on: April 16, 2014, 09:39:58 pm »

I'm not normally one to share cutesy animal videos, but...

Baby platypus loves being tickled
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126737 on: April 16, 2014, 09:49:37 pm »

I'm not normally one to share cutesy animal videos, but...

Baby platypus loves being tickled
It's so tiiiny!
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126738 on: April 16, 2014, 09:54:15 pm »

Good sir salmon.

Please just link directly to the youtube video next time ;_;

Cute abomination of nature is cute, but that website was one of the most violently terrible things I have opened in a while. My poor computer and its flatlined CPU ;_;
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126739 on: April 16, 2014, 11:04:58 pm »

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126740 on: April 17, 2014, 01:43:19 am »

It's all fun and games until somebody gets a poison spur in the arm.

Just read in the wiki entry on platypuses that their eyes are structurally more akin to deep-sea fish than to mammals. And then there's this:
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In 2004, researchers at the Australian National University discovered the platypus has ten sex chromosomes, compared with two (XY) in most other mammals (for instance, a male platypus is always XYXYXYXYXY)

Seriously, WTF evolution? It's like life decided to evolve on hardmode (which....come to think of it, describes Australian fauna/flora pretty well)
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126741 on: April 17, 2014, 02:00:59 am »

So many flowers all over my school's grounds XD
From where I sit, I can smell lilacs!

It's all pretty and nice ... until the chestnut flowers invade.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126742 on: April 17, 2014, 02:13:30 am »

It's all fun and games until somebody gets a poison spur in the arm.

Just read in the wiki entry on platypuses that their eyes are structurally more akin to deep-sea fish than to mammals. And then there's this:
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In 2004, researchers at the Australian National University discovered the platypus has ten sex chromosomes, compared with two (XY) in most other mammals (for instance, a male platypus is always XYXYXYXYXY)

Seriously, WTF evolution? It's like life decided to evolve on hardmode (which....come to think of it, describes Australian fauna/flora pretty well)
I wouldn't be surprised if captive platypi have their spurs removed. Wouldn't do for a handler (or worse, a guest) to accidentally get poisoned just because one of the critters got a little overenthusiastic about a belly rub.
The sex chromosome thing is new to me, though. What could be the possible reason for having so many? o.o
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126743 on: April 17, 2014, 02:17:03 am »

Extra compatibility for tensomes.
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« Reply #126744 on: April 17, 2014, 02:27:01 am »

So. The platypus is the sexiest creature in the world?
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126745 on: April 17, 2014, 03:14:29 am »

So. The platypus is the sexiest creature in the world?

No, but It's the most secure about it. When you have five pairs of chromosomes saying you're male, there's not much room for argument.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126746 on: April 17, 2014, 03:15:32 am »

But only male gets spurs, right? So I guess they just let guests plays with the female.

Also, shit happens, chromosomes gets duplicated all the time. No big deal.
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« Reply #126747 on: April 17, 2014, 03:38:06 am »

I had a dream last night, about pokemon of all things, but this was more a scary dream, like if Pokemon and the SCP Foundation had an awful baby.

Basically, the dream revolved around the discovery of a place that's been secretly holding things called "Prison Balls" which look exactly like pokeballs, except there's no button or way to release the pokemon inside. So, whereas a normal pokeball is meant to capture and befriend a pokemon and use it for the cockfighting sport that your society is built around, these pokeballs are only meant to permanently remove the captured Pokemon from nature for all time.

The discovered place that has these, doesn't just have a couple, but thousands and thousands of them hidden away in an underground warehouse stretching in every direction for miles, that is a secret to the rest of society, and kept under heavy surveillance by armed guards.

The primary caretaker, or the warden if you will, explains that in ancient times the nebulous forces surrounding pokemon's creation and evolution wound up creating true, terrifying monsters. Allowed to run rampant, these ones would surely drive humanity extinct, and it was old pokemon masters of yore that managed to capture these ones and it was their job to keep them locked away for all time.

But then there was an accident of some kind, and one of the pokemon got released. It was just a small, harmless looking thing, but then started multiplying through a mitosis-esque process, over and over and over. The implication was that it was going to continue until the whole planet was covered in them, which would subsequently strangle out every other life form on the planet. Before it was allowed to get to that point though, the warden hit a mechanism to detonate an explosive, destroying his portion of the warehouse and himself, but otherwise quarantining the threat.

I woke up at around that point, but I thought I'd share it. Pretty sure there's an actual SCP with that description or similar.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126748 on: April 17, 2014, 04:07:17 am »

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126749 on: April 17, 2014, 04:44:05 am »

How extensively have you tested that theory...? :P
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