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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16180192 times)

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125955 on: April 04, 2014, 03:16:20 pm »

Wrong thread.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125956 on: April 04, 2014, 03:23:13 pm »

Just got a letter in the mail from the most expensive university in the state that I've been granted a rather substantial scholarship that my school counselors nominated me for.   Not big enough to pay for going there, but combined with the automatic state scholarships and the money my grandparents have saved for me it is enough to make it a viable option.  More importantly, however, it has given me a good confidence boost in being able to get scholarships.   
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125957 on: April 04, 2014, 03:27:51 pm »

Wrong thread.
Right thread. Mel Gibson villain.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125958 on: April 04, 2014, 05:10:38 pm »

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125959 on: April 04, 2014, 05:14:14 pm »

nObama's in that cafe I presume?

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125960 on: April 04, 2014, 05:16:16 pm »

Because Obama would obviously visit a random cafe in another country.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125961 on: April 04, 2014, 05:25:59 pm »

I bet Obama was totally getting his whole family ready to fly there and eat at that cafe. They were gonna do that secret tipper thing where you leave 10000 polushkas or whatever for the waitress. But then a Secret Service guy came up holding his ear and said, "Mister President, I have received word that the owners of the cafe will not serve you." Obama at once became sombre, and thought long and hard about lifting the sanctions. Finally, after many weeks of deliberation, of arguing with his staff, or dismissing generals and executive assistants, he stepped up to the podium and addressed the world.

"We are all, today, people. And people make mistakes. Conflict will happen, and we can do nothing better than try to end it, by extending the hand of peace and friendship. This lesson was taught to me, by the owners of <insert shitty cafe>, who taped a laser-printer picture of me in their window, inside a Ghostbusters symbol."
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125962 on: April 04, 2014, 05:38:59 pm »

He should totally go there. Fly to Belarus for just one cup of coffee.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125963 on: April 04, 2014, 05:41:44 pm »

If I was the President or a congressman, I would totally fly there, go into the cafe disguised as someone else, then reveal myself and flip the bird at the owners before fleeing.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125964 on: April 04, 2014, 05:43:17 pm »

Or open a cafe across the street that sells coffee for 1/4 their price.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125965 on: April 04, 2014, 05:48:27 pm »

He should totally go there. Fly to Belarus for just one cup of coffee.
Or drone strike the coffee.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125966 on: April 04, 2014, 05:49:05 pm »

SQUIRREL GLIDERS EVERYWHERE! :D
Lying here, having woken up at around 4:30AM, I just had one find its way onto my bed, crawl around on me for a while, then wander off and start knocking things off my desk. Then I got it to jump onto my shoulder, and carried it over to the lounge room.

Where it promptly tried to jump to the TV and fell off. >.>
Oh well, it didn't seem overly worried.
I'm confused, how did the squirrel get into your room?
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125967 on: April 04, 2014, 05:51:52 pm »

He should totally go there. Fly to Belarus for just one cup of coffee.
Or drone strike the coffee.
Buy a coffee via drone.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125968 on: April 04, 2014, 05:53:00 pm »

*BZZZZZZhm*
hello. i would like to procure one coffee for humans.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125969 on: April 04, 2014, 05:53:52 pm »

*BZZZZZZhm*
hello. i would like to procure one coffee for humans.
I want this because of reasons.
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