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[Arx]

Sweet smells encourage you to have a lot of it, while a salty smell says less is best.

This sounds exactly the reverse of how I actually feel about toppings and flavors.

So you eat Vegemite with a spoon?

I don't, but I eat glitter with my fingers.

...are you a Twilight vampire?

[Darvi]

I take offense to that, not everything that sparkles sucks.

Spoiler: Nor is it necessarily gold, but in this case, it is. (click to show/hide)

[scrdest]

I take offense to that, not everything that sparkles sucks.

Spoiler: Nor is it necessarily gold, but in this case, it is. (click to show/hide)

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DARVI?! DO YOU HATE ME? DO YOU?!

[WhitiusOpus]

I think I can claim the trophy for this contest

1. The only planet that rotates on its side is Boners.
2. It can take Boners several days to move just through one tree.
3. When provoked, Boners will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Boners.
5. Boners never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
6. More people are killed by Boners each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
7. Cats use their Boners to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
8. Boners can use only about ten percent of its brain.
9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Boners for the rest of the day.
10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Boners!

[Darvi]

I take offense to that, not everything that sparkles sucks.

Spoiler: Nor is it necessarily gold, but in this case, it is. (click to show/hide)

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DARVI?! DO YOU HATE ME? DO YOU?!

Yes.

Admittedly, not as much as ForgottenBeast. We've got some serious hatred going on between us <3<

[Xantalos]

SWEDISHMEALTIME MADE A NEW VIDEO EEEEEEEEE

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I take offense to that, not everything that sparkles sucks.

Spoiler: Nor is it necessarily gold, but in this case, it is. (click to show/hide)

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DARVI?! DO YOU HATE ME? DO YOU?!

Yes.

Admittedly, not as much as ForgottenBeast. We've got some serious hatred going on between us <3<

That's almost an ascii arrow through a heart. Why did you color it black? Are you using some kind of strange and non-default view theme?

I'm thinking if you add a couple dashes:

<-<3--<

But then it just vaguely looks like a fish skeleton.

[GiglameshDespair]

Haircut. Finally back to short hair. I cannot understand the appeal of having long hair. 'Tis horrible.

[AlleeCat]

10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Boners!

I'm suddenly reminded of Bonerton from Let's Play D&D.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Boners!

I'm suddenly reminded of Bonerton from Let's Play D&D.

I would like to see that, do you have a link to the one you saw?

[Arx]

Yes.

Admittedly, not as much as ForgottenBeast. We've got some serious hatred going on between us <3<

That's almost an ascii arrow through a heart. Why did you color it black? Are you using some kind of strange and non-default view theme?

I'm thinking if you add a couple dashes:

<-<3--<

But then it just vaguely looks like a fish skeleton.

He is being a troll.

Brushed one of the dogs today. He now looks much better.

[Darvi]

Yes.

Admittedly, not as much as ForgottenBeast. We've got some serious hatred going on between us <3<

That's almost an ascii arrow through a heart. Why did you color it black? Are you using some kind of strange and non-default view theme?

I'm thinking if you add a couple dashes:

<-<3--<

But then it just vaguely looks like a fish skeleton.

He is being a troll.

This. Troll romance is weird, yo.

[SalmonGod]

So for some reason I got into a part of youtube filled with Americans attempting to eat Vegemite...
Don't know what it is??? Vegemite is an Australian food that has the concept of being Death in a Jar by foreigners.
Why? BECAUSE YOU BE STUPID...
Why? Because for some reason the first thing that I see in EVERY single one of these videos is them getting a huge hunk of the stuff and expecting to be able to eat it like Nutella or something like that, I guess its cause they think that it looks the same or something, BUT, the amount they always consume in these vids is like OVERKILL to the MAX...

There was one video where you see him spread it on thinly, I am thinking, good he might know how to.... no wait. 2 seconds after that scene it shows him having COVERED the bread in Vegemite to the point that you can't even see the bread, ffs...
Though I did see a fella do it thin thin thin, but at the same time, not enough butter for a beginner.

Cracked me up and now latenight munchies are asking for Vegemite sandwich, scuse me...

Nonono... your mistake is in expecting any American to approach food with any sense of caution or moderation.  From an American perspective, if it can't be consumed in large portions, then it's not really food

[AlleeCat]

10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Boners!

I'm suddenly reminded of Bonerton from Let's Play D&D.

I would like to see that, do you have a link to the one you saw?

It's more of a podcast, but yeah.
Start at Heroic (01-10) and then go to Paragon (11-20) once you've run out of sessions. It was originally on Something Awful, but I don't think the thread has been LPArchived yet.

Oh, and pretty much the same people from that one are doing an LP of 13th Age that's still ongoing. Technically D&D is on hiatus at the moment.

[scrdest]

God DAMMIT, are you people taunting me with your stores with your yeast products with your relatively sensible prices today?