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[Yoink]

Spring break?
Good, hopefully that means Summer is going to bugger off to wherever you live, and leave me alone at last.
I'm sick of having to choose between wearing *shudder* shorts or nearly melting every time I leave the house!

[MrWillsauce]

SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOO! *takes off bikini top* WOOOOO!

[Putnam]

Also Vorthon: that linked comic is rather stupid and demonstrably incorrect. Just saying.

Then demonstrate it.

[Darvi]

Also Vorthon: that linked comic is rather stupid and demonstrably incorrect. Just saying.

Then demonstrate it.

See: Jackass.

[Itnetlolor]

Why would I even want to be immortal?

There are about 16,000,000,000,000 reasons I can think of at the moment.

Wow, you sure are good at thinking. I can only think of, like, ten things. A day.

Only other thing that springs to mind as to a reason for immortality is outliving your enemies, unless they too are immortal.

...I need to find my claymore and start chopping off some heads.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!

[MrWillsauce]

It is demonstrable because I am the smartest person ever and the ladies won't have sex with me. Checkmate.

[Yoink]

Exactly.
Bitches be crazy, yo.

[Itnetlolor]

It is demonstrable because I am the smartest person ever and the ladies won't have sex with me. Checkmate.

Don't forget it's also because you're nice, while at it. I heard that's equally a repellant, or amplifier to the repellant factor of smarts. I kinda forgot which. Stopped playing The Game eons ago, so many of the rules slipped my mind. Probably for the better anyhow. Such an infuriatingly difficult game, I wouldn't recommend it.

[Putnam]

Also Vorthon: that linked comic is rather stupid and demonstrably incorrect. Just saying.

Then demonstrate it.

See: Jackass.

Your anecdote has sufficiently convinced me, far better than any actual science could.

Seriously, though, you don't think people would record themselves doing stupid shit if they had easy access to video cameras in the 1950s? The only reason you didn't see that kind of thing was because there were codes in place in Hollywood that didn't let you show interracial relationships, much less people hurting themselves for jollies.

[MrWillsauce]

It is demonstrable because I am the smartest person ever and the ladies won't have sex with me. Checkmate.

Don't forget it's also because you're nice, while at it. I heard that's equally a repellant, or amplifier to the repellant factor of smarts. I kinda forgot which. Stopped playing The Game eons ago, so many of the rules slipped my mind. Probably for the better anyhow. Such an infuriatingly difficult game, I wouldn't recommend it.

Who the Hell said I was nice? I'm an insufferable dick, man.

[Darvi]

And here I thought people'd stop taking me serious by now.

Ah well.

[nekoexmachina]

The Game

Dude, I just lost.

[Itnetlolor]

The Game

Dude, I just lost.

Just as planned.

[Darvi]

Oh you son of a-

[Steelmagic]

It's all about the game, and how you play it.