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[My Name is Immaterial]

Behold the Metamorphic Eldritch Entity (Xanty is that you? It totally is.)

That was great.

[MaximumZero]

If you want the non-professional, yet awesome depiction of hoplites, you can always ask Deadliest Warrior.

(I can't confirm the link directly right now, since I'm at work, but you want episode 3 off that list.)

You know, with as much as that show was aimed specifically at someone like me, I could not like it. Particularly the ninja, which I was especially interested in, because ninjutsu. Let's just say that they screwed up a lot of details.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

They screwed up a lot of everything. It's basically nerds in a rec room arguing over whether a viking or a ninja would win in a fight but giving them a budget and a time slot so people think they're worth listening to.

[freeformschooler]

Received a raised bed as a gift. Aww yiss. That cuts down on back breaking plowing next month.

[Xantalos]

Behold the Metamorphic Eldritch Entity (Xanty is that you? It totally is.)

Oh so that's where that guy ended up.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Received a raised bed as a gift. Aww yiss. That cuts down on back breaking plowing next month.

Oh man this is a lot funnier if you refuse to imagine this relates to gardening.

[Xantalos]

Received a raised bed as a gift. Aww yiss. That cuts down on back breaking plowing next month.

Oh man this is a lot funnier if you refuse to imagine this relates to gardening.

How would it in the first place?

[Darvi]

Oooh, that kind of bed.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Received a raised bed as a gift. Aww yiss. That cuts down on back breaking plowing next month.

Oh man this is a lot funnier if you refuse to imagine this relates to gardening.

How would it in the first place?

*explains the joke* A raised bed is a gardening term for a planting area in a box, of varying height, built on the ground, but probably without a barrier in the bottom so the water can drain right out into the ground below. Plowing in this circumstance means using a gardening tool to break up the soil and make it easier to plant - which is easier to do if you don't have to bend way over or use a long gardening tool with poor leverage.

The way I read it first was that the raised bed was the kind that goes in your bedroom, the back-breaking plowing was the kind that goes on between mommies and daddies who love each other very much, and the tool in question isn't a gardening implement. *has ruined the joke*

[Xantalos]

Received a raised bed as a gift. Aww yiss. That cuts down on back breaking plowing next month.

Oh man this is a lot funnier if you refuse to imagine this relates to gardening.

How would it in the first place?

*explains the joke* A raised bed is a gardening term for a planting area in a box, of varying height, built on the ground, but probably without a barrier in the bottom so the water can drain right out into the ground below. Plowing in this circumstance means using a gardening tool to break up the soil and make it easier to plant - which is easier to do if you don't have to bend way over or use a long gardening tool with poor leverage.

The way I read it first was that the raised bed was the kind that goes in your bedroom, the back-breaking plowing was the kind that goes on between mommies and daddies who love each other very much, and the tool in question isn't a gardening implement. *has ruined the joke*

Oh.
The sex was my first thought. I'm not much of a gardener.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

And you know what, now that you've quoted me it won't make much difference, but I spent a few seconds thinking about my wording on that and I would like the record to show a change to "the kind that goes on among mommies and daddies who love each other very much," which adds one extra level of ambiguity.

[miauw62]

Received a raised bed as a gift. Aww yiss. That cuts down on back breaking plowing next month.

Oh man this is a lot funnier if you refuse to imagine this relates to gardening.

How would it in the first place?

*explains the joke* A raised bed is a gardening term for a planting area in a box, of varying height, built on the ground, but probably without a barrier in the bottom so the water can drain right out into the ground below. Plowing in this circumstance means using a gardening tool to break up the soil and make it easier to plant - which is easier to do if you don't have to bend way over or use a long gardening tool with poor leverage.

So you're saying that if you don't have a raised bed, you'll have to bend over? :v

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Couple of ex-neighbours we haven't seen for 8 years popped up on our doorstep for a chat.

Uh oh did they have Scientology pamphlets?

[hops]

Behold the Metamorphic Eldritch Entity (Xanty is that you? It totally is.)

That one time Xantalos forgot to pay his monthly bribes.

[Xantalos]

Behold the Metamorphic Eldritch Entity (Xanty is that you? It totally is.)

That one time Xantalos forgot to pay his monthly bribes.

Relatives are horrible.