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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16269140 times)

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122925 on: March 02, 2014, 06:33:05 pm »

You would probably get one in the mail, assuming they aren't illegal where you live.
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« Reply #122926 on: March 02, 2014, 06:34:06 pm »

Weapons for personal use are illegal here, unless it's for hunting, shooting range, or collecting.
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« Reply #122927 on: March 02, 2014, 07:23:33 pm »

Scoped crossbows are probably off limits for all civilians the same way anti-aircraft missiles are.  Deus Ex: Human Revolution tells me they are the height of futuristic armor piercing weapons technology.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122928 on: March 02, 2014, 07:25:11 pm »

Scoped crossbows are probably off limits for all civilians the same way anti-aircraft missiles are.  Deus Ex: Human Revolution tells me they are the height of futuristic armor piercing weapons technology.
Apart from the rocket launcher, because GEP guns hadn't been invented.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122929 on: March 02, 2014, 07:29:54 pm »

... tentative checking tells me that there's at least some places in the US it's not illegal to own a rocket launcher. So... yeah.
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« Reply #122930 on: March 02, 2014, 07:32:35 pm »

... tentative checking tells me that there's at least some places in the US it's not illegal to own a rocket launcher. So... yeah.
How about ceramic knives pressure cooker bombs homemade napalm petroleum police radio frequencies nerve gas recipes?


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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122931 on: March 02, 2014, 07:33:51 pm »

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122932 on: March 02, 2014, 07:34:39 pm »

While cleaning out my truck today I found a ton of cash. I'm rich!
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« Reply #122933 on: March 02, 2014, 07:38:06 pm »

While cleaning out my truck today I found a ton of cash. I'm rich!
I got something ever better: Found chocolate mousse in my fridge! And only a little bet fell on my keyboard :v
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122934 on: March 02, 2014, 07:40:19 pm »

While cleaning out my truck today I found a ton of cash. I'm rich!

literally a ton?


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« Reply #122935 on: March 02, 2014, 07:41:09 pm »

He means in weight.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122936 on: March 02, 2014, 07:42:59 pm »

... tentative checking tells me that there's at least some places in the US it's not illegal to own a rocket launcher. So... yeah.
How about ceramic knives pressure cooker bombs homemade napalm petroleum police radio frequencies nerve gas recipes?


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*raises finger* I, uh. Actually, I'm not entirely sure any of those are illegal to have in varying places. Probably in some places, but not everywhere. Think nerve gas recipes would be fine, even. Actual weaponized nerve gas, probably not, but it's not like we don't use diluted nerve gas for stuff like pest control so...

Some might be illegal to use (like the bomb, ferex), but I think even those can be used legally under certain circumstances. Just particular bureaucratic hoops (and probably a nice chunk of change in terms of taxes and permits and whatnot) to jump through to get the all clear.

Just... it's the states, you know? For all the rabid gun nuts complain about gun control, we're really kinda' open about that sort of thing, overall. You want to fire a RPG, you do your background check, you pay your taxes, you drop the few thou' to get everything together, you get to fire a RPG, so long as it's not at someone, or something someone else owns.
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« Reply #122937 on: March 02, 2014, 07:47:37 pm »

He means in weight.
If I had that I could probably retire. Since instead I start my new route on Tuesday, nope :v
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122938 on: March 02, 2014, 08:20:23 pm »

He means in weight.
If I had that I could probably retire. Since instead I start my new route on Tuesday, nope :v
Have fun with a ton of copper. Outside it's material properties, it's not really all that valuable (and I think the Feds would complain about smelting/repurposing their money).

EDIT:
Looking around, a ton of pennies is not all that much (by value), but still a ton (363,000 pennies to be exact which is only worth $3,630).
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« Reply #122939 on: March 02, 2014, 08:32:29 pm »

Pennies aren't really what I'd term "cash" anyway. More like "loose change", while cash is paper money.
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