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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15755195 times)

Vector

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122250 on: February 19, 2014, 03:02:17 pm »

It's perceived as this girly and kind of weak food, but what lies beneath is actually the ultimate badass fuel.

Since when girly =/= badass >_>  Just for that...
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122251 on: February 19, 2014, 03:06:10 pm »

It's perceived as this girly and kind of weak food, but what lies beneath is actually the ultimate badass fuel.

Since when girly =/= badass >_>  Just for that...
Wait, hold up, before you beat me with a stick, I just want you to know that I wish I were more like Sara McMann. Girly, but still way more badass than I'll ever be.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122255 on: February 19, 2014, 03:46:23 pm »

* LordSlowpoke flips a table and immediately loses five years of their life for doing so

WHOOPS
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122256 on: February 19, 2014, 03:47:32 pm »

Maybe they fell under the table somewhere.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122257 on: February 19, 2014, 03:50:02 pm »

Study says homophobic people live shorter lives by about 2.5 years.
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Wait wait wait what LordSlowpoke since when is a table worth 2 homosexuals?

what is going on :o
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122258 on: February 19, 2014, 03:53:52 pm »

That's an average; some homophobic people probably live 5 years longer, others 5 years shorter, and some outliers way outside that. The average of their difference from the average of everyone else would be that 2.5. I think he's claiming to be an outlier? It still doesn't guarantee he's not in the non-homophobic group and an outlier for short lifespan in their statistics.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122259 on: February 19, 2014, 03:59:25 pm »

what is going on :o

don't you worry about that i'll just call you and explain this right away

* LordSlowpoke picks up phone, receives instant cancer

WHOOPS

seriously though, for how long have been homosexuals under such medical scrutiny even? it's been what, sixty years tops that people even know this is a widespread phenomenon, from where exactly do you acquire such long-term data as a solid mortality rate?

this assumption in its entirety reeks of daily mail-tier bullshit like getting cancer because cancer's something that drives sales yo but i'll go read the quoted paper now and stop being more of a shit than needed until i'm done with such

e: i for some reason expected there not to be a paywall. silly me.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122260 on: February 19, 2014, 04:05:06 pm »

* LordSlowpoke picks up phone, receives instant cancer
Phones do not give you cancer.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122261 on: February 19, 2014, 04:06:16 pm »

* LordSlowpoke picks up phone, receives instant cancer
Phones do not give you cancer.
Xantalos is doing prank calls again.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122262 on: February 19, 2014, 04:11:05 pm »

Ooh, prank calls! Do I get a turn?
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122263 on: February 19, 2014, 04:11:26 pm »

Guys, you're all awesome. Especially Descan.

Correlation does not imply causation.
Through the power of SCIENCE and statistics you can prove causation though.

* kaijyuu is currently taking a statistics course and can rant about it at length.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #122264 on: February 19, 2014, 04:12:56 pm »

seriously though, for how long have been homosexuals homophobes under such medical scrutiny even? it's been what, sixty years tops that people even know this is a widespread phenomenon, from where exactly do you acquire such long-term data as a solid mortality rate?

Quote from: From the article. I take it you skimmed it, then ranted.
Homophobia was measured by noting responses to four specific questions, including “Do you think that sexual relations between two adults of the same sex is always wrong, almost always wrong, wrong only sometimes, or not wrong at all?” and “Should a man who admits that he is a homosexual be allowed to teach in a college or university, or not?”

The final sample featured 20,226 American heterosexuals. Nineteen percent of them, or 4,216, had died by the year 2008.
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