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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16198438 times)

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121665 on: February 10, 2014, 04:23:26 pm »
Man, I thought I was worried about my five chickens, two cats and one adopted bunny, all I'm worried about is the one fox sighting around town.

Also, apparently you should never feed rabbits lettuce.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121666 on: February 10, 2014, 04:43:35 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on February 10, 2014, 04:18:41 pm
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Remember, when a guy says he knows how to operate a bomb, make sure that he is actually trained and didn't just Google it.
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When i say "I'm no expert but..." It means "I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about but I'm going to try to sound like i do."

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121667 on: February 10, 2014, 04:44:20 pm »
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121668 on: February 10, 2014, 04:46:27 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on February 10, 2014, 04:18:41 pm
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

I like the Iraqi army official's opinion of the guy. It's always a good day when your enemies blow up and only manage to kill themselves.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121669 on: February 10, 2014, 04:58:55 pm »
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121670 on: February 10, 2014, 05:09:08 pm »
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121671 on: February 10, 2014, 05:13:45 pm »
Speaking of Translation party, did you know that if you type 'boobs' into the field, and click the 'find equilibrium' thing, it basically flips the fuck out and breaks?
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« Reply #121672 on: February 10, 2014, 05:19:32 pm »
Spoiler: meanwhile at bing hq (click to show/hide)

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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121673 on: February 10, 2014, 05:20:24 pm »
My dream is to live such an awesome life that when entitled dipshit fanboys look at my games and go "ugh, this fucking sucks!  She should go back to [whatever she was doing]" they'll look like idiots.

"Ugh, this game fucking sucks!  She should go back to proving theorems."
"Ugh, this game fucking sucks!  Why didn't she stick to translating poetry?"
"Ugh, this game fucking sucks!  God knows the whore didn't spend enough time on this instead of stabbing things with bamboo sticks, the bitch."

Of course based on recent trends it will probably be something more like "LOL you got raepd I wish you died ur fat get back in the kitchen cunt," but I can dream.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121674 on: February 10, 2014, 05:26:58 pm »
Just beat the AOT tribute game with 3 friends. We all did a simultaneous salute toward the camera afterward and, since we were all different characters, it looked awesome. Lots of fun too.
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« Reply #121675 on: February 10, 2014, 05:30:42 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on February 10, 2014, 05:13:45 pm
Speaking of Translation party, did you know that if you type 'boobs' into the field, and click the 'find equilibrium' thing, it basically flips the fuck out and breaks?
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Your boobs tits is is you! You you you!
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121676 on: February 10, 2014, 05:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on February 10, 2014, 04:18:41 pm
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Look, I appreciate that while we are talking about a room full of terrorists and in all realism it is better they blow each other up than innocent people, and also all the jokes that can be made here, still... People died, you know? Even if they were training to be suicide bombers, perhaps some could have been talked out of it, or at least arrested before they got the chance. Sorry for being a bit of a wet blanket.

First the obese mouse and now this. Yes, I must just ruin everything that makes people happy.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121677 on: February 10, 2014, 05:35:33 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 10, 2014, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Vector on February 10, 2014, 05:20:24 pm
My dream is to live such an awesome life that when entitled dipshit fanboys look at my games and go "ugh, this fucking sucks!  She should go back to [whatever she was doing]" they'll look like idiots.

"Ugh, this game fucking sucks!  She should go back to proving theorems."
"Ugh, this game fucking sucks!  Why didn't she stick to translating poetry?"
"Ugh, this game fucking sucks!  God knows the whore didn't spend enough time on this instead of stabbing things with bamboo sticks, the bitch."

Of course based on recent trends it will probably be something more like "LOL you got raepd I wish you died ur fat get back in the kitchen cunt," but I can dream.
Then you point out how shitty their lives are, that they have to entertain themselves by insulting people.

I haven't gotten much of that kind of thing, but when I got one particularly lame one, I decided I had to tell the world. That's where my personal text came from.

Literally just "you're pathetic". No context, it was a PM (on Reddit). I found it hilarious.

also this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhlW2roqg7Y
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« Reply #121678 on: February 10, 2014, 05:36:41 pm »
Quote from: Max White on February 10, 2014, 05:35:12 pm
Quote from: Dutchling on February 10, 2014, 04:18:41 pm
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Look, I appreciate that while we are talking about a room full of terrorists and in all realism it is better they blow each other up than innocent people, and also all the jokes that can be made here, still... People died, you know? Even if they were training to be suicide bombers, perhaps some could have been talked out of it, or at least arrested before they got the chance. Sorry for being a bit of a wet blanket.

First the obese mouse and now this. Yes, I must just ruin everything that makes people happy.
Nah. They got rivers of milk and honey now.

They're good.
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Re: [ᴕᴥᴕ] Happy thread, destroyer of browsers. (happy thread)
« Reply #121679 on: February 10, 2014, 05:36:41 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on February 10, 2014, 05:13:45 pm
Speaking of Translation party, did you know that if you type 'boobs' into the field, and click the 'find equilibrium' thing, it basically flips the fuck out and breaks?
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