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[Graknorke]

Sometimes I feel sad that I can never cry manly tears and then I realize I can do whatever the fuck I want because fuck your gender roles.
Then I cry manly tears

How does crying even work.
Sometimes I get kind of a trickle of water but I've never been able to (in the last third or so of my life anyway) been able to coax out proper tears.

[AlleeCat]

Sometimes I feel sad that I can never cry manly tears and then I realize I can do whatever the fuck I want because fuck your gender roles.
Then I cry manly tears

How does crying even work.
Sometimes I get kind of a trickle of water but I've never been able to (in the last third or so of my life anyway) been able to coax out proper tears.

I don't mean literally, because I only really end up crying about once a year. I feel like that will change as my hormones get in the correct balance but until then I'm stuck with just barely almost crying and maybe shedding a single tear but never actually letting it out.

[MrWillsauce]

I can cry little girl tears without difficulty.

[Dutchling]

I can cry, but only with my nose >.<

[Graknorke]

I can cry, but only with my nose >.<

I...
I don't know if I can understand this.

[Dutchling]

I can cry, but only with my nose >.<

I...
I don't know if I can understand this.

*sniff*
*sniff*
*snNNNNNNNHNHNHHNHHNHNHHNniff*

(does that explain it?)

[Ultimuh]

I sometimes get teary-eyed when my nose is running.

[MrWillsauce]

Dutchling also sneezes with his ears.

[GiglameshDespair]

Just got the first three seasons of breaking bad.

[Dutchling]

I acquired new hand soap.

Now my hands smell like smiling American mothers who protect their children from bacteria.

[Bouchart]

Interesting little video.

[Graknorke]

Interesting little video.

2 hours to download the entire newspaper? And it's only text?
The past sucked.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I remember watching images appear line by line. Those were also the days of terrible Geocities freesites loaded with GIFs of dancing babies and praying dogs in bonnets. The quality of the information hasn't gotten any better than "generally dubious" to "howling lies out of an open window" but at least you aren't reading grey text on a textured red background.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Interesting little video.

Back when "An internet" and "cum-pehw-turr" were in the lexicon.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Back when 'puter was an acceptable thing to say, and people cared about your monitor's killer refresh rate.